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Orange Blooded [2603]
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Give me your best UGA jokes
Aug 25, 2015, 11:57 PM
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Have a dawg at work talking trash. We only talk football with one another, because we both despise the coots and want nothing to do with their fans. Thanks
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Re: Give me your best UGA jokes
Aug 26, 2015, 12:06 AM
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What's the difference between a sold out Williams-Brice stadium and a sold out Sanford Stadium ? About 12 thousand teeth .
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Here's another I haven't told in a while....
Aug 26, 2015, 12:30 AM
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Two boys are playing football at this park in a small town in South Carolina when one of the boys is suddenly attacked by a crazed Rottweiler.
Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and shoves it under the dog's collar, twists it, and breaks the dog's neck, thus saving his friend.
A sports reporter who was strolling by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. He tells the boy he's going to write the story and says, "I'll title it 'Young Tiger Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal.'"
"But I'm not a Tiger fan", the little hero replies.
"Sorry, since we're in South Carolina, I just assumed you were", says the reporter and he starts writing again.
He asks, "How does 'Gamecock Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack' sound?"
"I'm not a Gamecock fan either", the boy says.
"Oh, I thought everyone in South Carolina was either for the Tigers or the Gamecocks. "What team do you root for?", the reporter asks.
"I'm just visiting my cousin, I'm a Georgia Bulldog fan", the boy replies, "they're just the best!"
The reporter smiles, starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes: "Little Redneck Bastardd From Georgia Kills Beloved Family Pet".
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UGA jokes- Here ya go!!!
Aug 26, 2015, 12:16 AM
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Mark Richt, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around when they came to a modest little house with a Bulldogs flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very special, not everyone gets a house up here."
The coach felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion that had a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Clemson Tigers flag, and in every window was the Clemson logo.
The coach looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I tried to be a nice fella, maybe I ran my mouth a bit at times but...''
God said, "So, what's your question?"
"Well," said the coach, "why does Danny Ford get a better house than me?"
God responded, "That's not Danny Ford's house, it's mine."
One foggy night, a Clemson fan and a Georgia fan were driving the opposite directions. While crossing a narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.
The Bulldog fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car, spat on the ground and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"
Likewise, the Tiger fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.
The Georgia fan walks over to the Tiger fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and live as friends instead of being rivals."
The Tiger fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see if something else survived the wreck."
The Tiger fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Bulldog fan, "I think this is another sign - we should toast to our new found friendship." The Georgia fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After chugging down half of the bottle, the Georgia fan hands it back to the Tiger fan and says, "Your turn!"
The Tiger fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."
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other than the
Aug 26, 2015, 12:21 AM
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SEC East?
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Not so fast.......Kentucky's on the rise.***
Aug 26, 2015, 12:27 AM
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Re: Give me your best UGA jokes
Aug 26, 2015, 12:33 AM
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The quarterback position.
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Brian VanGorder***
Aug 26, 2015, 1:35 AM
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How did you guys miss this;
Aug 26, 2015, 2:22 AM
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Lewis Grizzard: The Dawg Story What would Auburn week be without the epic tale of Bubba N Earl going to the Auburn game?
“Got to tell the dog story. There’s somebody left who hasn’t heard the dog story.
We are playing Auburn. Sanford Stadium. National Television. Winner wins the Southeastern Conference; goes to the Sugar Bowl.
85,000 people jammed into Sanford Stadium. National television audience. This game is on the Armed Service Network. People in Switzerland are seeing this ballgame. Going everywhere.
The band cranks up “Glory, Glory to Ole Georgia” and our team comes running out. 85,000 stand as one.
We are led by our gallant mascot, UGA-U-G-A. What a dog! What a gorgeous dog. What a symbol of ferocity. But UGA ain’t real smart. UGA did not realize he was at a football game. Nor did he realize he was on national television, and was going into living rooms the width and breadth of this great nation.
And there, in front of all them people, he began to lick himself where dogs occasionally want to lick themselves, ok?
We don’t have to get any more graphic than that.
Bubba an’ Earl sittin’ on the fifty. Bubba sees the dog, punches Earl and said, ‘Earl, look at that dog. Dadgum, I wish I could do that.’
Earl said, ‘ Bubba, that dog’ll bite you!’”
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Re: How did you guys miss this;
Aug 26, 2015, 10:22 AM
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This was my first thought also!!
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Why, after all these years, is Florida still attached to the
Aug 26, 2015, 6:45 AM
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continental US?
Cause Georgia sucks.
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Re: Give me your best UGA jokes
Aug 26, 2015, 7:32 AM
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Didn't spurrier say it best when he said something like "We like to play UGA early in the season 'cause we can always count on them having 3-4 suspensions".
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I suspect SOS' will have to work around that this year.
Aug 26, 2015, 7:43 AM
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I wish no good to UGAy or the fans but MR is a super quality guy who just had not figured out how to cull through the trouble makers and bad eggs. They had no arrest to my knowledge this year so I suspect he's made some radical changes.
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Did you know UGA scientists invented the tooth brush?
Aug 26, 2015, 7:38 AM
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If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called the teeth brush.
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Herschel Walker scored a touchdown against the Clemson D***
Aug 26, 2015, 8:15 AM
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Re: Give me your best UGA jokes
Aug 26, 2015, 10:42 AM
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The best UGA joke because it only applies to UGA.
How come Florida does not fall off into the ocean? Georgia suxs.
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Ga. cheerleaders BANNED from Death Valley
Aug 26, 2015, 12:23 PM
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...apparently they have a tendency to wander into the end zone to graze.
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Legend [15492]
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What does a Ga. fan say the 1st time she has sex?
Aug 26, 2015, 12:25 PM
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Get off me daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes!
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Re: Give me your best UGA jokes
Aug 26, 2015, 12:52 PM
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I actually heard Coach Howard tell this joke so as you are reading it imagine his gravelly voice:
A Jawja fan gave Herschel Walker a bolt of fine suit material and he went to a tailor in Athens to see about having a suit made. The tailor told him it was beautiful cloth and would made a first-class two-piece suit. Not satisfied, Herschel then traveled to a tailor near Clemson who told him the cloth would make a three-piece suit with an extra pair of pants. Herschel wanted to know why the Athens tailor couldn't do the same? The Clemson tailor said "Its because you are not as big 'round here!"
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