Did some trolling this weekend at the Kentucky derby
May 8, 2017, 10:35 AM
Spent my day on the infield and as you can imagine their were plenty of Ohio State fans in attendance, sporting their nauseating red and silver and doing their ridiculous OH-IO chants. I was in my nice derby hat with my tiger paw on the side (was well served on Julips, my sneaked in mini bottles and $12 beers) each time I heard those stupid chants I would make sure they got a good dose of a "31-OHHH" with my arms making a circle over my head. The usual response was "ohh get that out of here Urban and JT will be back" blah blah blah blah.
My favorite part of the day though was when I was feeling extra sauced and heard some Bama, college aged kids giving each other "Roll-Tide" chants. I am 22 and 5-11 white kid so I figured, what the heck I'd give it a shot. I went up to these Bama losers and said "Hi, Hunter Renfrow nice to meet you" and shook their hands, once they put two and two together, the look on these kids faces was the most priceless thing ever. Immediately shut up and sobered up, "Oh my god can I get a picture" another fat lardo said "You're a shrimp" more blah blah blah. I told them no, I wouldn't take a picture because that would be the closest someone in Crimson Red had gotten to me on a grass field in the past two years, and walked away.