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Rock Defender [54]
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A Tiger fan walks into a bar...
Jan 22, 2009, 12:14 PM
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A Tiger fan walks into a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender if he'd like to hear a good Gamecock joke.
"Listen buddy," the bartender growled, "see those two big guys on your left? They were both linemen on the Gamecock football team. And that huge fellow on your right? He was a world-class wrestler at SC. That guy over there in the corner was South Carolina's all-time champion weight lifter, and I lettered in three sports at South Carolina. Now, are you absolutely positive you want to tell your Gamecock joke here?"
"Nah, I guess not," the man replied. "I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."
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110%er [5627]
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a dsylexic guy walks into bra......***
Jan 22, 2009, 12:24 PM
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Orange Blooded [2876]
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Skeleton walks into bar. Says gimme a beer and a mop.***
Jan 22, 2009, 12:30 PM
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All-TigerNet [11170]
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A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a longneck***
Jan 22, 2009, 12:34 PM
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All-TigerNet [11170]
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a sandwich walks into a bar
Jan 22, 2009, 12:35 PM
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the bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here"
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Orange Blooded [2876]
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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducked.***
Jan 22, 2009, 12:36 PM
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Orange Blooded [2876]
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A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says
Jan 22, 2009, 12:37 PM
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"we don't serve your kind here."
Mushrooms says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy!"
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All-In [40953]
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says
Jan 22, 2009, 1:04 PM
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hey buddy why the long face
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Know-it-all [2253]
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A termite walks in to a bar
Jan 22, 2009, 2:11 PM
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And asks, "Where is your bar tender?"
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All-TigerNet [11170]
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a corn stalk walks into a bar
Jan 22, 2009, 12:36 PM
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the bartender says "do you want to hear a joke"
the cornstalk says "I'm all ears"
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All-TigerNet [11170]
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a baby seal walks into a bar
Jan 22, 2009, 12:37 PM
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the bartender says "what will you have"
the seal says "anything but a canadian club"
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All-TigerNet [11170]
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A woman goes into a bar and asks for a "double entendre".
Jan 22, 2009, 12:40 PM
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the bartender gave her one
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Orange Blooded [2876]
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LOL. Here's my favorite.
Jan 22, 2009, 12:52 PM
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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink
here named after you." The grasshopper says, "You got a drink named Bob?"
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All-In [26552]
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Hansbra walks in a bar and the ref calls a foul on Budweiser***
Jan 22, 2009, 1:20 PM
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CU Guru [1068]
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CU Guru [1010]
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A rabbi walks into a bar with
Jan 22, 2009, 12:42 PM
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a frog perched on his shoulder
the bartender says "where'd you get that?"
the frog says "in Brooklyn, there's tons of 'em."
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110%er [6704]
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says....
Jan 22, 2009, 12:38 PM
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I'm looking for the man that shot my pa!
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CU Guru [1068]
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Ha! beat you to it!***
Jan 22, 2009, 12:39 PM
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Orange Blooded [2876]
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Orange Blooded [2945]
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CU Guru [1068]
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A three legged dog walks into a bar...
Jan 22, 2009, 12:30 PM
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... Bartender looks at him and says "What brings you into town?"
The dogs looks up grimly at him and says "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my Paw."
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110%er [6704]
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Didn't read down far enough***
Jan 22, 2009, 12:40 PM
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Mascot [5090]
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A string walks into a bar.
Jan 22, 2009, 12:36 PM
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The bartender says, "Get out of here! We don't serve strings here." So the string goes outside, unravels some of this threads and tangles himself all up and then goes back in. The bartender says, "Aren't you the same string I just threw out of here?" The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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110%er [5465]
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Darrin Horn walks into a bar and orders a Zima***
Jan 22, 2009, 1:06 PM
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CU Guru [1068]
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Winner!***
Jan 22, 2009, 1:15 PM
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All-TigerNet [11170]
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