I have gone out of my way to ignore the coots and their

May 9, 2008, 1:06 PM

BS over my years at TigerNet... but I just can't stand it any longer.

Here are a few random thoughts:

1) Coots assertion that they are superior to us because they play in the SEC.

Answer: One of the things that bothers me about Tommy is that against all SEC teams not located in Columbia, we have an abysmal record. Makes me think that we aren't tough enough to handle teams in that conference and don't belong up there with them. But looking at your record against us and your in-conference record, you morons don't either. So "simma down nah" you silly little chickens.

2) Clemson is a renegade program.

Answer: LOL. Please. We have our Travis Zachery and Duane Coleman incidents to embarrass us, but for every one of them, those bozos have a Squeaky Watson, Stephen Garcia or some dudes stealing laptops to keep them in the headlines for all of the wrong reasons. What's next coots? Some conspiracy by all-powerful Clemson alums to have murder charges on DaQuan Bowers for sacking your quarterbacks into an early grave reduced to traffic tickets? The last team that had that many guys with criminal records suited up to play was seen in "The Longest Yard". Clean up your own #### house before you call mine dirty. We aren't perfect but the FACT is that you folks have signed a whole stack of degenerate thugs since the Holtz era because you are so sick of losing to us that you have become obsessive. Piece of advice... take some valium and start rooting for UGA. You make them look clean.

3. Clemson signs and graduates illiterates because they are a cow college.

Answer: Look at our national academic rankings and look at yours. APR much??? Graduation rates??? For every jock we have enrolled in PRTM, you have ten that are "undeclared" and never graduate. I really don't see a bunch of your key players heading in and out of the Darla Moore Business School for anything other than using the bathroom. You keep patting yourself on the back though... whatever makes you feel better.

There... I feel better.

I think whomever came up with the following saying nails this whole thing down...

"Excuse me... can we have a new rival? Ours is broken."