The world according to the Cluckers (sad):

Jan 26, 2008, 1:42 PM

1) Recruiting standings/ranks mean nothing.
2) A beautiful campus on a lake means nothing.
3) Good academics mean nothing.
4) Wonderful college atmosphere means nothing.
5) Beating your rival over 66% of the time means nothing.
6) Current CU coach 7-2 and 2-1 vs USuC means nothing.
7) Losing in-state recruiting war means nothing.
8) DC resigning after less than a month with the great Spurless means nothing.
9) Getting their 3rd choice for DC means nothing (it was a 'blessing' in disguise).
10)Great coaches (CU)with good high school contacts over a long period of time means nothing.
11)A very sophisticated academic program (CU)for athletes (for mom and pop) means nothing.
12) High graduation rates for athletes means nothing.
13) A beautiful campus and our very own mountain lake means nothing.
14) A core of good football players who seem to be overall nice guys means nothing.
15)Billy Napier and Dabo Swinney mean nothing in terms of recruiting.
16) A beautiful stadium on campus means nothing.
17) One of the best game day atmospheres in college FB means nothing.
18) Brand new and top notch facilities means nothing.
19) Having won bowl games in the Cotton Bowl, Orange Bowl, Gator Bowl, etc, means nothing.
20) Having won four (4) men's NCAA NCs means nothing.
21) Never having won a men's NCAA championship (USuC) means nothing.
22) Being OWNED by your rival means nothing.
23) Trashing your basketball coach in public and on the internet (USuC) means nothing.
24) Being the Graveyard of Coaches (USuC) means nothing. Heck, any school can have a bad century or two !
25) Winning one ACC Championship in FB in their entire existence (USuC) means nothing.
26) Having a losing record in FB vs Duke (USuC) means absolutely nothing.
27) Having your current FB coach doing worse than cLOUless after 3 years means nothing.
28) Having a high percentage of athletes arrested every year means nothing.
29) A very sophisticated academic program for athletes (CU) means nothing.
30) Never having won an SEC title (FB) means nothing.
31) Starting a brawl at your rivals stadium because you were upset and getting stomped means nothing !
32)Being the joke of the SEC means nothing.
33) Getting stomped 63-17 at your house means nothing.
34) Getting Creminsized twice means nothing.
35) Having a former Pres. go to jail means nothing.
36) A bad steroid scandal (USuC) means nothing.
37) Having every FB guru tell your current coach he can't win at USuC means nothing.
38) Destroying the legacies of HOF coaches means nothing.
39) 6-1 to NO. 6 to 6-6 to See Ya Later means nothing.

The ONLY thing that means anything is that USuC has.....

#### and Sputter Spurless the Magnificent !! With him USuC can't possibly lose (as soon as he gets his shyatt together) in the future. He's just had a whittle bad wuck his first 3 years !

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The world according to the Cluckers (sad):

Pretty good but there was a bit of repetition ...

Sorry. I did leave out some real gems. Next time !!

LOL.........That's funny!!!......# 25 means something.......

You guys realize that Cluckers is a reference to an

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