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Orange Blooded [4763]
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PSA: Acceptable instances to root for USC
Jun 29, 2010, 10:03 AM
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It is okay to root for USC in the following situations.
1. The opponent is:
+ al-Qaeda
+ the Taliban
+ North Korea
+ Hezbollah
+ serial murderers
+ cancer
+ Justin Bieber (see also: cancer)
2. The opposing head coach is Rick Barnes, but only if a USC victory would be a minor upset at best. For moderate to major upsets, one must root for the Traitor. This one is controversial, but acceptable. Use your discretion.
3. Equestrian, because really, who gives a d*mn?
Note: Is is NOT OKAY to root for USC against UGA. The appropriate response to this game is to root for injuries and/or a meteor strike. One may also begrudgingly root for UGA if only to make sure they remind USC of its proper place in the sports world.
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All-TigerNet [11074]
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My list goes something like this:
Jun 29, 2010, 10:05 AM
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Orange Blooded [2404]
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My list looks like your list.***
Jun 29, 2010, 1:55 PM
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Orange Blooded [4444]
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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If USC played the Nazis...
Jun 29, 2010, 10:07 AM
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Heil Hitler!
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Orange Blooded [4763]
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Re: If USC played the Nazis...
Jun 29, 2010, 10:32 AM
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It is also acceptable to root for USC against Nazis or Neo-Nazis. Especially Illinois Nazis.
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All-TigerNet [13898]
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Only when a coot win would allow for Clemson
Jun 29, 2010, 10:08 AM
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to play for a national championship. Other than that the correct answer is NEVER.
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Orange Blooded [4763]
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Re: Only when a coot win would allow for Clemson
Jun 29, 2010, 10:36 AM
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I actually agree with that, mostly. Though it wouldn't tear me up to see USC beat Rick Barnes. 
The rest of them are obviously in fun because they're made-up sporting events. (Equestrian? Yes, i mentioned "made-up"... )
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All-TigerNet [14921]
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I hear al-Qaeda has a pretty good running game this year***
Jun 29, 2010, 10:10 AM
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Re: I hear al-Qaeda has a pretty good running game this year***
Jun 29, 2010, 10:27 AM
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it is very explosive
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All-TigerNet [14921]
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nicely done!***
Jun 29, 2010, 10:39 AM
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Legend [15218]
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voices... i'm hearing voices***
Jun 29, 2010, 10:11 AM
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I would pull for USC against Notre Dame in most cases**********
Jun 29, 2010, 10:11 AM
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Heisman Winner [105574]
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Never, ever root for the chickens.***
Jun 29, 2010, 10:20 AM
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It seems pointless to pose this question, there's only one answer
Jun 29, 2010, 11:34 AM
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............and congratulations to GWP for getting it right on the first attempt!
Definition
ABSOLUTISM: any theory holding that values, principles, etc., are absolute and not relative, dependent, or changeable.
Message was edited by: tigrjm76®
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Maybe if they were playing a team of serial child molesters.
Jun 29, 2010, 11:24 AM
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and liberal democrats... But any other instance...
H E L L NO!
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Being a Clemson fan and rooting for USuC is like...
Jun 29, 2010, 11:28 AM
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saying you are a Christian but like the devil.
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What? You can't do that?***
Jun 29, 2010, 2:00 PM
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good stuff, but come on man, don't be a coot and wish for
Jun 29, 2010, 1:58 PM
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injuries.
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Orange Blooded [4763]
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Re: good stuff, but come on man, don't be a coot and wish for
Jun 29, 2010, 2:25 PM
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It was all in fun, dude. I don't *actually* wish for people to get hurt (unless their last name was Taneyhill, perhaps). The joke when I was in school, back when you could have ties in football, was that the best outcome to a USC-UGA game was a 0-0 tie with lots of injuries. It was, however, a joke. I figured the reference in my original post was pretty obviously a joke.
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Rock Defender [54]
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i knew it was tongue in cheek***
Jun 29, 2010, 6:19 PM
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Orange Blooded [4763]
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OK, just making sure.***
Jun 30, 2010, 10:08 AM
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