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All-TigerNet [10472]
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Friday humor
Jul 17, 2009, 8:47 AM
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Coach Spurrier has put together the perfect Gamecock team. The only thing he is missing is a good QB. He had scouted all the junior colleges, and even the high schools, but he couldn't find a ringer QB who could ensure a BCS Championship. Then one night, while watching CNN he saw a war-zone in Iraq. In one corner of the background, he spotted a young Iraqi soldier with a truly incredible arm. He threw a hand grenade straight into a 4th story window of a building from 100 yards, killing several insurgents. He threw another grenade into a group of Al Qaeda terrorists from 200 yards away - ka-blooey. Then a suicide car passed, going 90 mph - bull's eye
I've got to get this guy!" Spurrier says to himself, He's got the perfect arm.
So he brings this guy to the states and teaches him how to play football, and the gas pumpers go on to win the BCS Championship game.
The young Iraqi is idolized as a great hero, and when Spurrier asks him what he wants, all the young man wants to do is call his mother.
"Mom," he says, "I just won the BCS Championship."
"I don't want to talk to you," the old woman says. "You deserted us. You are not my son."
"I don't think you understand, Mother!" the young man pleads, "I just won the greatest sporting event in the world. "I'm here among thousands of my adoring fans."
"No, let me tell you", the mother replies. "At this moment there are gunshots all around us. The neighborhood is a pile of rubble. Your two brothers were beaten within a inch of their lives last week, and this week your sister was raped in broad daylight."
The old lady pauses, and then tearfully says:
"I'll never forgive you for making us move to Columbia."
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HOF******
Jul 17, 2009, 8:53 AM
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I just wish I could stop laughing. Coworkers think I've...
Jul 17, 2009, 9:08 AM
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lost it.
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Re: Friday humor
Jul 17, 2009, 9:21 AM
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AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i didn't see that one coming. Hilarious!
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Orange Blooded [3829]
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Re: Friday humor
Jul 17, 2009, 9:53 AM
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Awesome.
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Then why do so many Clemson fans go on to live in Columbia?
Aug 17, 2009, 5:29 PM
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You'll see plenty of Clemson fans living in Columbia, but you will never see any Carolina fans living in Clemson because there is absolutely no reason to go live there.
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Re: Then why do so many Clemson fans go on to live in Columbia?
Aug 17, 2009, 5:47 PM
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Maybe because its a city and people are forced to go where the jobs are. Its not that hard of a concept to understand. Im guessing a majority of Clemson grads would prefer greenville or anywhere else besides Columbia if their job would allow.
The better question is how many USC grads retire to the columbia area vs how many Clemson grads retire to the Clemson area?
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Re: Friday humor
Aug 17, 2009, 7:36 PM
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Thumbs up Dude, you made my day.
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