A Georgia, Florida and SCU student were all having lunch together on a bridge outside Cootlumbia. The Georgia student opens his lunch box and says, "A hotdog again! If I have to eat one more hotdog I'm going to jump off this bridge!" The Florida student then opens his lunch box and exclaims, "Salad again! If I have to eat salad one more time I'm going to jump too!" Lastly the SCU student opens his lunchbox and complains, "Peanut butter and jelly! If I get peanut butter and jelly one more time I'm going to end it all too!" The next day the Georgia student finds another hotdog and jumps... the Florida student got salad again and threw himself off the bridge too... finally the SCU student finds peanut butter and jelly again and jumps to his demise as well. Later when the three mothers were grieving the Georgia mother cries, "If I had only known he didn't like hotdogs," and the Florida mother cried, "I thought salad was good for him." The SCU mother then exclaimed, "I don't understand... he fixed his own lunch every day!"
"When I was young, I was sure of many things; now there are only two things of which I am sure: one is, that I am a miserable sinner; and the other, that Christ is an all-sufficient Saviour. He is well-taught who learns these two lessons." -John Newton