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In Honor of Hartins and LightBulbBill
Apr 2, 2015, 3:28 PM
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A Retired Person's Perspective:
1. I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels and let the problem work itself out.
2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much faster now.
3. You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably pissed.
4. Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
5. You know that tingly little feeling you get when you really like someone you've just met? That's common sense leaving your body.
6. I don't like making plans for the day. Because, then the word "premeditated" gets thrown around in the courtroom.
7. I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes 1,500 days in a row.
8. I decided to change calling the bathroom the John and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying I went to the Jim this morning.
9. Dear paranoid people who check behind shower curtains for murderers. If you find one, what's your plan?
10. Everyone has a right to be stupid. Politicians just abuse the privilege.
Oooo-rah!
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Re: In Honor of Hartins and LightBulbBill
Apr 24, 2015, 12:27 PM
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Great laugh out of this. Thanks a lot. Especially the gun in the womans hand and the premeditated in the court room.
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Re: In Honor of Hartins and LightBulbBill
Apr 2, 2015, 5:12 PM
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Excellent perspective, thanks for the wisdom and the laugh - I needed that today.
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Re: In Honor of Hartins and LightBulbBill
Apr 2, 2015, 5:27 PM
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They are all true as well.
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Burp...and Hartins seZ hellO! LOL & GoTiGERS!
Apr 2, 2015, 5:55 PM
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What a tOP 10! ThX for thinken of us ole BoYs.
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lol....funny stuff!***
Apr 2, 2015, 6:47 PM
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Re: In Honor of Hartins and LightBulbBill
Apr 2, 2015, 6:56 PM
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Tu very funny
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Nice Tribute!***
Apr 2, 2015, 6:59 PM
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Great!!!!
Apr 2, 2015, 7:13 PM
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... I feel so much better now!!!......
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Excellent post! Thanks... ??***
Apr 2, 2015, 7:27 PM
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Re: In Honor of Hartins and LightBulbBill
Apr 2, 2015, 7:36 PM
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It may not be appropriate to add to the list but one of my favorites is....
You can't teach commen sense and you can't fix stupid.
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Congratulations! And thanks for the honor. There is one
Apr 2, 2015, 10:47 PM
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other, if I may:
At our age we can pretty much say what we wish...and not give a d@mn what anyone else thinks. That's because most all will laugh. If we were half our age and said the same things, someone would be whupping up on our as$es....lol
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Re: Congratulations! And thanks for the honor. There is one
Apr 3, 2015, 12:07 PM
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Ha ha. So right. How attitudes change with age. Thirty years ago at work there was no crappy job I wouldn't do, no amount of hours I wouldn't work, and no amount of crap I wouldn't work. Now I just say I'm old enough to retire, don't tick me off.
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Re: In Honor of Hartins and LightBulbBill
Apr 3, 2015, 2:26 PM
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Tigernet Folks are the BEST!!!!!
Even you, CC...
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Re: In Honor of Hartins and LightBulbBill***
Apr 3, 2015, 5:13 PM
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Oculus Spirit [90877]
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is iT time to go to bed & watch Johnny?
Apr 3, 2015, 5:17 PM
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Johnny Carson that is! LOL.
Burp..and good night ALL, even You ole Hartins.
GoTiGERS Everywhere..fight-fight!
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I did not find out anything about "naps"
Apr 3, 2015, 5:29 PM
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and this alone disappoints me greatly.
I like to take a nap before Johnny Carson comes on. Too late! Wut? Johnny's gone man. That's the joke? ####.
Afternoon summer naps are the best. Under a fan of course. In a big rocking chair. Waiting for those loud kids. Who wake me up. #### you loud kids!
And coffee makes me poo!
TG I'm not old!
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Re: I did not find out anything about "naps"
Apr 3, 2015, 10:56 PM
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napping is a skill.like any other it must be practiced with due diligence.otherwise you lose that ability.
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Re: I did not find out anything about "naps"
Apr 4, 2015, 12:34 PM
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Sunday afternoon naps are the best kind. Usually; sometime after noon, I'll lapse into a one or two hour coma.
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