Found this when cleaning up my inbox

May 19, 2010, 9:41 AM

I'm sure most have seen it but it's well worth posting.

TIGER OATH

I ________________ solemnly swear to do the following to ensure that I remain a member of the most passionate, intimidating, and sometimes scary fan base known to man. I agree to DO the following:

1. I will always cheer for Clemson in sound levels that would make a banshee proud....and deaf. I will agree to do this whether at Death Valley, at an opposing stadium, in front of a TV, at a bar/restaurant, or at a friend's/family member's wedding/funeral with strategically placed ear phones.

2. I will wear purple and orange to games. I will NOT, however, under any circumstances wear purple and orange camouflage overalls, pants, or hats.....EVER

3. Speaking of not wearing camouflage overalls, don't wear overalls at all. If that's all you own, you might need to examine the fact that you might be a Virginia Tech fan.

4. I will continue to tailgate in a way that is representative of my school's perennial National Champions of Tailgating title. This means good food, good music, lots of alcohol, and great people.

5. When tailgating, I will not devote more time to the centerpiece than I do for preparing food. If this is the case, I might as well become an UVA fan. They are big believers of style without substance.

6.. I will invite visiting fans to our tailgate spot and give them a hard time before taking them in as one of our own, feeding them, and getting them drunk.

7. I will NOT act in a way that promotes the negative stereotype that Clemson has bad fans.

8. I will NOT boo our players while at games. I can boo college coaches and NFL players and coaches but NOT college kids. Remember, if they don't receive a paycheck, I can't boo them. I can, however, boo all SEC players because they all get paid.

9. I will not leave a game before the 5 min. mark in the 4th qtr unless Clemson is up by 21 or more, and I/someone with me is: vomiting, bleeding, and/or stricken with hysterical blindness. Beating traffic is not a viable excuse until I reach age 80.

10. I will stop trying to start a wave. Waves are for soccer or North Carolina fans.

11. I will cheer for our team on offense but only when the play is over, the team needs to be able to hear when in the huddle and when lining up for the snap. On defense, I will constantly scream at the top of my lungs, like a nine year old running from Neverland Ranch.

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Found this when cleaning up my inbox

#8 is great

Re: Found this when cleaning up my inbox

HOF material right here, folks...***

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