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Feb 21, 2006, 5:50 PM

>> > > With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy...
>> > > >
>> > > >If the best season your school has ever had involves a loss to
Navy,
>> > > you
>> > > >could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you rival has a 30+ winning advantage in the series and you
STILL
>> > > think
>> > > >your program is on more solid ground, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If your program can take two coaches that won national
champions
>> > > elsewhere
>> > > >(Dietzel and Holtz) and turn them into losers, you could be a
>> > > Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If the ancient past begins right after a loss, you could be a
>> > > Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you can argue that your team is much better than your rival
>> > > >ten
>> > > ways
>> > > to
>> > > >Sunday in every category but the score (and believe it), you
may

>> > > >be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you borrowed your entrance song from a movie and borrowed
>> > > >your
>> > > fog-filled
>> > > >run onto the field from another program, and have the audacity
>> > > >to
>> > > claim
>> > > >yourself as the REAL USC, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you can't say "Steve Spurrier" without bowing you head in
awe

>> > > >of

>> > > the
>> > > >greatness that is the man, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If someone substitued Steve Spurrier with Chuck Norris in the
>> > > hilarious
>> > > >thread making the rounds, and you said "now THAT makes much
more
>> > > sense,"
>> > > >you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you think the ol! d Bill Braskey skit on SNL was based on
>> > > >Steve Spurrier,you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you think Lou Holtz is a great college football analyst and
>> > > >is
>> > > putting
>> > > >Mark May and Rece Davis to shame, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you think that your ex-coach leaving five separate programs
>> > > >on
>> > > probation
>> > > >"isn't really a trend - just coincidental," you could be a
Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you consider a two-year run of bowl victories the "glory
>> > > >years,"

>> > > you
>> > > >could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If your team ranks 16th in all time losses nation-wide and you
still
>> > > think
>> > > >you have a "storied program," you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you continually argue how good your conference is when you
>> > > >have
>> > > done
>> > > >nothing to contribute to it, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you argue how weak the ACC is even when you have an
all-time
>> > > winning
>> > > >record against only one of the teams, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If the score of a game is only one of five indicators you use
to
>> > > decide
>> > > who
>> > > >has the better team, behind conference affiliation, your
coach's
>> > > >>>
> > >past
>> > > >success, the number of fans you put in the stands, and where
you
>> > > >>>
> > >rank
>> > > in
>> > > >recruiting, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you fight song is appropriately titled "Step to the Rear,"
>> > > >you
>> > > could
>> > > be a
>> > > >Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you can't spell SEC, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If your first bowl win EVER came in the era of corporate
sponsorship
>> > > and was
>> > > >named after an auto parts store and wasn't named simply after
a
>> > > fruit,
>> > > a
>> > > >fabric, a sweetner or a flower, you could be a Gamecock.
>> > > >
>> > > >If you never grow tired of saying "wait til next year," you
>> > > >could
be
>> > > a
>> > > >Gamecock.

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