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All-TigerNet [11215]
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Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius......
Sep 21, 2011, 10:34 PM
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Okay, I haven't done one of these since "Spurrier on a Stick" but here goes.....(speaking of Surrier on a Stick does anyone have a copy of that? I lost mine)
Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius!)
Today we salute you Mr. Whitney-Hotel-Manager Gamecock Supporter
(Mr Whitney-Hotel-Manager Game-cock supporter!)
A dorm room might be good enough for any other college football player but not in Columbia, cause you may not get to wear the uniform but that doesn’t mean you’re not on the team!
(Point me to the hot-tub!)
Maid?.....Check!
Room service?.....Check!
Pay-per-view?.....Check!
Pay-for-room?......No Check!…just $14 dollars cash.
(I’m gonna pay it some-day!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud light, ol’ Wizard of the Whitney, because if you’re not payin’, they’re not playin!
(Mr Whitney-Hotel-Manager Game-cock supporter!)
Bud Light Beer, Anheiser Bush, St. Louis, Missouri.
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Fan [54]
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I gotta say...
Sep 21, 2011, 10:35 PM
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I laughed pretty hard at that.
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Rock Defender [74]
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Re: I gotta say...
Sep 21, 2011, 11:06 PM
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THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES.
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Re: Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius......
Sep 21, 2011, 10:36 PM
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sorry, superior is a coors man.
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Re: Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius......
Sep 21, 2011, 10:46 PM
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love it
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Legend [16264]
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(Applause)***
Sep 21, 2011, 10:48 PM
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Rock Defender [54]
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That's hilarious, man. Love it.***
Sep 21, 2011, 10:51 PM
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CU Guru [1098]
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beautiful !!!!!! post of the year! laughed my a$$ off!!!***
Sep 21, 2011, 10:52 PM
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All-TigerNet [11215]
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Ah, I found it. Boy this has been a while back......
Sep 21, 2011, 10:54 PM
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The "Spurrier on a stick" inspired this one.....
Bud Light presents Real men of Genius
(Real Men of Genius!)
This football season we salute you Mr. Gamecock Sports Promotion Guy
(Mr Gamecock Sports Promotion Guy!)
Be it a piped-in rooster crow, Spurrier-On-A-Stick, or a real, live chicken on the sidelines, you've turned Williams Brice into the SEC's Pergola!
(Watch out for that poop now!)
Without you our team would be the laughing stock of the college football
and, FEEL like we were the laughing stock of the college football.
(Can you feel it!)
And even though we have to cut out and paste our own new tradition
because our Athletic Department is in the hole financially, If it has
Steve Spurrier on it, we'll wear it.
(Steve just scored a Touchdown!)
So crack open a ice cold Bud Light, Commandor of the Cockroach, because we may not have any traditions at USC but thanks to you we can feel like it for our first home game every year.
(Mr Gamecock Sports Promotion Guy!)
Bud Light Beer, Anheiser Busch, St. Louis Missouri.
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Devotee [318]
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You Sir.... Deserve a Cold Beer. Fantastic *******
Sep 21, 2011, 11:12 PM
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Re: Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius......point but
Sep 22, 2011, 8:32 AM
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I am conflicted by the word genius being used together the coots even derisively
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Rock Defender [54]
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should've added a "Guy" after supporter.***
Sep 22, 2011, 8:07 PM
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Re: Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius......
Sep 22, 2011, 8:16 PM
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awesome!!
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MVP [529]
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HOF!!!
Sep 23, 2011, 2:09 AM
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nmf'nm
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I had to come back and read it again this morning..
Sep 23, 2011, 8:47 AM
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Priceless. Bronzable post and most importantly 92 out of 92 positive votes.
To you Mr ALLweatherfan , this bud's truly for you.
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All-Conference [437]
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Nice***
Sep 23, 2011, 8:54 AM
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Re: Bud Light presents, Real Men of Genius......
Sep 23, 2011, 9:51 AM
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Don't usually care for these.....but nice job
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