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GITT with the best "move" you had pulled on you
Apr 17, 2019, 8:52 AM
in bed. could or could not be your wife. Pigs as bonus points.
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We did a
Apr 17, 2019, 8:59 AM
double reverse side-winder alley-oop cowgirl
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Pretty sure that would pull a muscle in my dink***
Apr 17, 2019, 9:00 AM
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Counter clockwise swirl.***
Apr 17, 2019, 9:05 AM
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I heard all the girls in Australia do that***
Apr 17, 2019, 9:06 AM
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this one time, I got up to go take a whizz
Apr 17, 2019, 9:15 AM
and when I got back to the bedroom, my dog had jumped up on the bed and was in THE EXACT SAME SPOT I was just sleeping in. And just staring at me, mockingly. It was pretty tense situation at the time, but we worked it out.
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This is my house. every. single. night.***
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really not that bad if you have a nice pillow***
Apr 17, 2019, 11:19 AM
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Hmmm....close call between
Apr 17, 2019, 9:23 AM
road head and that time I was going from behind (you know, doggy-style intercourse) and then without me seeing she just kinda reached up and rubbed/squeezed my sack-o-balls right as I was about to cummense peanus sneezing. I was more surprised by it than anything and it made the sneezes more in tents.
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This works great UNLESS
Apr 17, 2019, 9:25 AM
they just got their nails done
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Whale she didn't squeeze with her fangernails
Apr 17, 2019, 9:30 AM
that would just be rude
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Wife of sneezed one time while going at it.
Apr 17, 2019, 9:33 AM
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apparently their sinuses are connected to their walls. Felt like a vacuum grabbed me. Now I put a little bit of pepper in my beard and rub it near her face when I'm close Message was edited by: FBCoachSC®
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Coughing provides the same effect.
Apr 17, 2019, 11:38 AM
Unfortunately, se xytime is even less likely when there's a cough and "I don't feel great" excuse available.
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there was a road head incident in college
Apr 17, 2019, 10:18 AM
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drove out past the train trestle and pretty sure I hit every back road and circled the lake at least three times.
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After an in tents long weekend of
Apr 17, 2019, 9:25 AM
banging (13 times to be exact - yes, I counted), we finished up with the Triple Lindy.
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Just last night I rolled over...
Apr 17, 2019, 9:42 AM
And told my wife that the hose had popped off of her cpap. Sounded like a tornado. And then my wife stuck it back in. (The hose, that is.) It was amazing for both of us.
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She paid for breakfast.***
Apr 17, 2019, 9:46 AM
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quite the move you pulled on 'meist y'stday***
Apr 17, 2019, 9:54 AM
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I'd say the leg lock I was put in by some woman
Apr 17, 2019, 10:00 AM
I met and had a one night stand. In college. B4 mawwaige. We're in plain old missionary position because college. Out of nowhere she wrapped her legs around me and locked them. HARD. I was close anyway so we basically became almost locked in one movement. Never knew a female could have such strength. But we both finished at the same time. Was awesome. But in retrospect, after college, I think after 2+ hours she just wanted me to finish. Oh and that other woman who turned a blowjib into a rimjob. That was not expected. Pop rocks beej and hot water beej also unexpected but interesting. Well there's unexpected road head also. I'll just stop now.
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The pop rock beej would have made my list if
Apr 17, 2019, 10:07 AM
I had not had a large one get wet, then stick to my dink, then pop and #### near take my skin off.
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Your post made me remember one
Apr 17, 2019, 10:12 AM
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dating this girl and took her fishing. to repay my kindness, we went back into a hole and scrogged. This crazy sloot took some of the ice out of the cooler and put it in her cooter. Said she wanted me to have a different feel. After about 10 minutes of this she asked if I was close. Told her I couldn't feel my dink anymore. Was numb because of ice cooter. She warmed it back up with the other end.
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Re: Your post made me remember one
Apr 17, 2019, 10:14 AM
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FBSC likes the
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I had a hemorrhoid that itched so bad...
Apr 17, 2019, 12:20 PM
That I would have seriously considered using one of those old decorative Indian corn cobs for just that very purpose.
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Re: I had a hemorrhoid that itched so bad...
Apr 17, 2019, 12:22 PM
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Two chicks one d1ck was the best move ever put on me***
Apr 17, 2019, 11:16 AM
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some chick pulled out her #### on you?***
Apr 17, 2019, 11:28 AM
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That was a differnet time
Apr 17, 2019, 12:06 PM
try to keep up
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OK, sirius question time now. When it was time to cummense
Apr 17, 2019, 12:21 PM
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peter sneezing, did you have them both sit there like they do on those vijeos on the porntube and blast them both in the face?
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I can just send you the video***
Apr 17, 2019, 12:43 PM
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Please do
Apr 17, 2019, 12:44 PM
for science of course
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Many ways this could have gone
Apr 17, 2019, 12:56 PM
1. blast both in face 2. CP 3. CP and cleanup 4. cuum swap 5. condom 6. ?
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I will let you know when I see the vijeo
Apr 17, 2019, 1:02 PM
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Hall light on, bedroom door open
Apr 17, 2019, 11:17 AM
~Prodigal
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fully nood, not just the usual slip the
Apr 17, 2019, 11:29 AM
willie through the willie hole in the pajamas.
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I dated this girl back when I was in my 20s, she
Apr 17, 2019, 1:31 PM
was a little bit older, definitely more experienced. Kinda kinky, had lotsa toys; some would shake or buzz or twizzle; you name she had it. Anyhow, we're messin' around one night and she pulls out these beads. She says, yer gonna love this...I'll put'em up yer ### and when your about to have an organism, I'll pull'em out and it will make it SOOOOOOOOO much more intense. She was right. Two hours later when the ER doc pulled'em out, I came like a muhfugger!
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please let this be real
Apr 17, 2019, 1:33 PM
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Ooooh ooooh, this relates to my post in yestidys megathread
Apr 17, 2019, 2:02 PM
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So at my first job, at Petes, the owner was telling us about the time he was with this girl. Same thing. He said she shoved them beads up his cornhole and just as he was about to reach peak peanus sneezing, he said she pulled em out and he said he went off like a rocketship.
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