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This is a c/p but Very Funny!!!!!!!
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This is a c/p but Very Funny!!!!!!!


Jun 29, 2015, 11:25 AM

Two Islamic terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb-making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt. "If you do not mind me saying," said the second terrorist, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

"I regret I cannot," lamented the first terrorist. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first terrorist says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an old oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man with an American flag with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, "I am 'Uncle Sam', the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No cheet?"






Verified by Brian Williams, NBC News anchor; he was there when it happened.

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