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FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:02 PM
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There once was a Tiger named Feaster, 28 - just like Spiller and Priester, In pursuit of Pro Loot He said, "Bye - I'm a Coot!" But poor Feaster got knocked on his keister!
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Feaster Haiku
Jul 29, 2019, 9:05 PM
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To the coots he goes. From champions to losers. O why Feaster, why?
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Feaster Haiku
Jul 29, 2019, 9:25 PM
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Winning is boring You learn more from the losses Feaster next Einstein.
~JKB
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Re: Feaster Haiku
Jul 29, 2019, 10:22 PM
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Five seven then five Limmericks may be okay But Haiku is best
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:09 PM
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I'm Clemson third string I could start most anywhere But I'm just a coot
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All-In [27366]
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There once was a back I'll not name,
Jul 29, 2019, 9:14 PM
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Who wanted more praise and more fame, So he jumped in the portal, And soon found he's just mortal, When his new team lost every big game.
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:21 PM
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I really suck at rhymes tried many times so I'll just defer and say who? never heard of her
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:22 PM
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Gamecocks suck
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^We have a winner!***
Jul 29, 2019, 9:27 PM
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 9:45 PM
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I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 29, 2019, 10:12 PM
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“Look, guys, I just wanna play ball And maybe a pro team will call!” That’s great, Tay. No, really! It’s just that it’s silly To think Coots will get looks at all.
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 29, 2019, 10:17 PM
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Pack up your gold ring and diploma, Put on your new Chick-Fil-A dome-a, And strap up your jock. You’re now just a Coçk - Our D might put you in a coma.
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 29, 2019, 10:25 PM
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For all you or’nge-blooded accusers: We’re not classless verbal abusers - A champion, seasoned, Is found to have treasoned? Let’s just watch him fail with the losers.
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Legend [16375]
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Legend [16375]
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 29, 2019, 11:01 PM
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I’ve stood on the or’nge-shouldered giant And faced the world, strong and defiant, But I will climb higher! Hey, where’s a soul buyer? Coach Muschamp - will you be my client??
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Legend [16375]
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Legend [16375]
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 30, 2019, 12:21 AM
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What spirit remained down inside him, That noble ideal that would guide him, Has seeped from his brains. And all that remains? A chicken. And Muschamp deep-fried him.
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 30, 2019, 9:47 AM
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Barechs made my day!
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Re: I try not to do this in the off-season, but I can’t not get involved.
Jul 30, 2019, 9:47 AM
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Correction: bdrechs
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 29, 2019, 10:23 PM
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Feaster thought he was so great That he deserved to wear twenty-eight! What a letdown Gone to coot town A November beatdown will be his fate!
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Even though Priester was 27
Jul 30, 2019, 6:42 AM
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Feaster is in heaven Wearing the Garnet and Black So the coots can talk smack
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 30, 2019, 6:59 AM
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Sing.. Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo..Doo Doo-Doo Ice
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Re: FEASTER haiku - (...join in with yours)
Jul 30, 2019, 7:22 AM
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Sitting on a bench Thanks he should be the starter Easier to coot
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FEASTER LIMERICKS
Jul 30, 2019, 8:26 AM
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He wanders to the slaughter like cattle. To the coaches he did run and tattle. Now full of reproach, He’ll play in “the roach”, As we dole out justifying prattle.
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Priester was #27.***
Jul 30, 2019, 9:06 AM
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 30, 2019, 8:09 PM
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A Tiger to a coot makes me sick I'm still thinking this is bad trick When nothing is the same in November His past at Clemson he will remember Because his new team is not worth a lick
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 30, 2019, 9:18 PM
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At first I wanted to shout, But now there's no doubt, When someone mentions you, I just say "who?" Because to me you're All OUT.
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Re: FEASTER LIMERICK - (...join in with yours)
Jul 31, 2019, 10:13 AM
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I admire a man’s aspiration To be the next clucker sensation. But new King of Bluff Road Will not crack the code Of further orange domination.
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Legend [16507]
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The back from Sparkle City is fast
Jul 31, 2019, 10:22 AM
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But at Clemson he just didn't last. So he made the switch east, To the SEC least, And hopes that his PT has not passed.
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