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Computer/April Fools poll
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Computer/April Fools poll


Apr 1, 2014, 9:41 AM

Do you lock your computer (at work) when you leave your desk?

I have been wanting to install the nCage extension on someone's Chrome but everyone here locks their computer when they leave their desk. Mine locks automatically after 2 minutes so I don't bother hitting Windows+L when I leave. Am I careless or are they all overly cautious?

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I didn't know Win+L locked your computer...


Apr 1, 2014, 9:42 AM

I always did ctrl alt del then enter...

thanks for the tip

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It is customary to give a point for a helpful tip


Apr 1, 2014, 9:43 AM

jew bastage

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Well it was an accidental tip..I didn't think it warranted


Apr 1, 2014, 9:46 AM

an entire thumb.

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"accidental tip" excuse NEVER works***


Apr 1, 2014, 9:46 AM



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THIS THREAD READS TRANNY


Apr 1, 2014, 9:48 AM

(point) #### gave Clone just the tip.

GROWWWWSSSS

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WHOA, I just tried that and it erased my hard drive.


Apr 1, 2014, 9:45 AM [ in reply to I didn't know Win+L locked your computer... ]

turrible april fools prank.

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And Win+E opens explorer, but if their comupter is locked...


Apr 1, 2014, 10:00 AM [ in reply to I didn't know Win+L locked your computer... ]

...you can still Left-SHIFT + Left-ALT + PrtScrn and switch them into ever-annoying high contrast mode.

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When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!


Re: And Win+E opens explorer, but if their comupter is locked...


Apr 1, 2014, 10:33 AM

How do you undo the high contrast thing?

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WHOA, I clicked Win+E and I got..


Apr 1, 2014, 10:36 AM [ in reply to And Win+E opens explorer, but if their comupter is locked... ]


.

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Same here!!***


Apr 1, 2014, 10:04 AM [ in reply to I didn't know Win+L locked your computer... ]



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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


srsly...this is great


Apr 1, 2014, 10:56 AM [ in reply to I didn't know Win+L locked your computer... ]

this'll save me around 3 seconds/day combined....IT ADDS UP!

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Always lock, never trust them.***


Apr 1, 2014, 9:46 AM



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#ACCFTS


Mine doesn't have a way to lock it


Apr 1, 2014, 9:46 AM

there's no...like...hole where I can run a chain or a lock through it. Also I have no good anchor to lock it to.

Good idea though. I may consider drilling a hole through my desk and the sub floor in my home, then several feet deep and secure a post in there with concrete. Then I'll have something to lock it to.

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Hahahahaha.


Apr 1, 2014, 10:08 AM

You said hole.

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


if I find an unlocked computer


Apr 1, 2014, 9:46 AM

I normally change the wallpaper to something ghey or a GA bulldog graphic, same thing.

People are overly cautious because of me.

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


I also like: Take screen shot of desktop, set it as desktop


Apr 1, 2014, 9:51 AM

background, then hide all desktop icons. User clicks desk icons that are part of screenshot and becomes frustrated.

Hilarity ensues.

Also, change icons so the email icon launches excel etc.

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#ACCFTS


Open command window, Type Format C:\


Apr 1, 2014, 10:34 AM

There's also a fake virus that pretends to wipe the hard drive and then shuts the PC down.

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I heard Cousin Sal (Jimmy Kimmel's cousin)


Apr 1, 2014, 10:04 AM [ in reply to if I find an unlocked computer ]

who is a part of the Kimmel show will log into co-workers' email who forget to lock their computer and will send nasty emails as a prank

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I would never do that


Apr 1, 2014, 10:09 AM

because that is unprofessional :)

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Cousin Sal is ruthless with his pranks***


Apr 1, 2014, 10:39 AM



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We're required to lock when we leave the desk.***


Apr 1, 2014, 9:50 AM



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LOL, that's good. Yes, I lock mine everytime I get up.***


Apr 1, 2014, 9:54 AM



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Cole @ Beach Cole w/ Clemson Hat


Re: Computer/April Fools poll


Apr 1, 2014, 9:56 AM

I always lock. Too many people might mess with it.

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Another helpful computer tip. If you press the power button


Apr 1, 2014, 10:07 AM

your computer usually powers up.

Honest!!

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


everytime, not even once***


Apr 1, 2014, 10:09 AM



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Not locking when you leave is an IT audit finding should


Apr 1, 2014, 10:13 AM

you do that when an audit is taking place.

#Auditssuck

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"Clemson has been historically better than Carolina. That's pretty obvious." - Classof09

"No one knew we were overhyped until the season started." - Classof09


IT cant find their way down the hall much less my office


Apr 1, 2014, 10:19 AM

An audit?

thats cute

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Sh!t don't fly at my office. I'm IT "lead" and spend 1/2


Apr 1, 2014, 2:33 PM

of my time doing audit prep and making sure everything is in order when one comes.

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"Clemson has been historically better than Carolina. That's pretty obvious." - Classof09

"No one knew we were overhyped until the season started." - Classof09


Funniest computer prank of all. C:> DEL *.*


Apr 1, 2014, 10:39 AM



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MauldinT, where are you???


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