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Absolution and a W. Best weekend ever!
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Absolution and a W. Best weekend ever!

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Nov 6, 2023, 8:33 AM

After Saturday’s big win, I understandably had to make some questionable decisions and woke up feeling like hell. Based on the unread text messages I found in my phone, I’m single again and owe my best friend a new goldfish for his aquarium.

Anyhow, I really thought I should go to church to make it all better. Maybe I was still a little drunk because I decided it would be a good idea to go to a Catholic Church dressed in Clemson gear and I’m not even Catholic.

The idea kind of backfired on me because I had no idea how long Catholic masses are and there is a lot of standing, sitting and kneeling that didn’t help my hangover and made me really confused. The only good part was what felt like an hour and a half into the mass when everyone shakes hands. I couldn’t help replying “Go Tigers” when they said something to me about having peace. The reactions made it very clear that the Notre Dame fans were still a little salty about the L.

I’m still sad about losing my girlfriend though but knowing that I’m probably going to heaven since I went to church makes me feel a little better. Bring on Georgia Tech!

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Nov 6, 2023, 8:37 AM

You really should create a movie s.c.r.i.p.t. and send it to Will Ferrell, lol.

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Nov 6, 2023, 9:46 AM

Chad, you are lost soul and we will pray for you. By the way, SNL doesn't need any more comedians so find a job and help support all of us old retired people.

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Nov 6, 2023, 10:31 AM

LOL at me getting a job. I appreciate the prayers though. Knowing that I’m going to go to heaven even after Saturday night makes me feel better.

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Nov 6, 2023, 9:57 AM

" hour and a half into the mass"

Would be longest mass ever for many priests. Makes me doubt the rest of the story...

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