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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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Strictly a hypothetical hear
Aug 10, 2021, 3:10 PM
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Wat wood U dew Jounge if ur wife sayed I want juan more babby. And she sayed yalls coud do the seggs all the time. Like most seggs you've never had in ur life. Like I'm talkin yalls already had seggs fur lik juan hole weak str8 at the beach. EVER. DAY.
Wat wood U dew jounge? Hypothetically speeking....
Fir muh troubles
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One week of seggs in exchange for a babby?
Aug 10, 2021, 3:12 PM
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No.
I don't trust deals like this, because when you go to cash in, shes just ghana say no.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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no the juan weak str8 was kinda like a downpayment
Aug 10, 2021, 3:13 PM
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just came off the birfcontrol at that point and so all the ingredenents in teh baby making pot weren't there.
Hypothetically speeking of course.
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All-In [40657]
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Still a no
Aug 10, 2021, 3:18 PM
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I don't trust women, especially Red, when it comes to seggs schedules, especially on-demand.
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Orange Blooded [3725]
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Aug 10, 2021, 3:12 PM
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That's what I would do, it
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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R U muh pekkur?***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:14 PM
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All-In [34486]
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Have you tried putting
Aug 10, 2021, 3:13 PM
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your finger in her assswhole and then licking your finger clean?
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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uh yeah...what does that have to do with muh problem though?***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:15 PM
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It doesn't. Just checking
Aug 10, 2021, 3:15 PM
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(your oil)
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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Re: Have you tried putting
Aug 10, 2021, 5:32 PM
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It moved and I am ashamed
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All-In [31520]
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Re: Strictly a hypothetical hear
Aug 10, 2021, 3:14 PM
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I’ll be praying for your peanus
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Heisman Winner [136176]
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Claim a business trip and get snipped
Aug 10, 2021, 3:15 PM
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Come home and hump morning noon and night like rabbits on meth
“I don’t know why you haven’t gotten pregnant sweetheart, we’ll just have to keep trying.”
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Orange Blooded [2999]
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Damm you.***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:16 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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I mean hypothetically I could***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:18 PM
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Orange Blooded [2999]
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I suppose there's less drastic ways to decrease your odds
Aug 10, 2021, 3:22 PM
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of becoming kid-poor.
Only use your laptop on your lap, switch to briefs, go on a Mountain Dew diet, take up smoking, become fat, drink a little Roundup every time you're doing yardwork, basically just act like FBMooch.
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Oculus Spirit [81129]
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That didn't seem to help him***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:26 PM
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Re: That didn't seem to help him***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:29 PM
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Hypothetically, I'd tell her I need a few weeks to think
Aug 10, 2021, 3:16 PM
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about it, book an appointment for a secret vasectomy, and then agree once the frozen peas are no longer needed.
Hypothetically.
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Heisman Winner [136176]
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I like how you think***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:20 PM
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100% on board with this. I would totally take her up on
Aug 10, 2021, 3:18 PM
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this offer.
That being said, she gets pregnant, then we are getting a divorce, cause it ain't my baby.
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Oculus Spirit [81129]
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Does she get a higher paying job after pushing out
Aug 10, 2021, 3:20 PM
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another babby?
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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No, she's getting that right now since she bcame Nurse
Aug 10, 2021, 3:21 PM
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practitioner.
Hypothetically speeking of course.
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Heisman Winner [105702]
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How many kids do you have now? Cause it gets tough
Aug 10, 2021, 3:23 PM
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AF after 2. Then once you get 10+, it gets easy again.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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I gots 3 already. Hypothecially
Aug 10, 2021, 3:24 PM
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Wait no I actually have 3 already
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Heisman Winner [105702]
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I got 3. There is ZERO chance I would go to 4 even if I
Aug 10, 2021, 3:26 PM
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could unless we adopted another in a few years after these get a good bit older. Kids are a real pain in the ass 90% of the time and they are expensive as hell.
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Heisman Winner [105702]
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Two other points here
Aug 10, 2021, 3:20 PM
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1. I thought this was a Tiggity® post and not a Tickle_It post and was excited to hear about these adventures.
2. I have been promised a week full of seggs in exchange for other things. I have fallen for that trap before. They never deliver what was promised.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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Oh I've already gotten the weak of the seggs
Aug 10, 2021, 3:23 PM
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and We've been averaging like 3.5 times a weak lately.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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I mean hypothetically I'm averaging 3.5 and already
Aug 10, 2021, 3:23 PM
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got the weak
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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Yeah theys look like this
Aug 10, 2021, 3:28 PM
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Oculus Spirit [85449]
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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Actually no not last night, butt the night before that I
Aug 10, 2021, 3:28 PM
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think
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Heisman Winner [105702]
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Was it at about 12:30am after you were forced to watch 2
Aug 10, 2021, 3:34 PM
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hours of Lucifer on Netflix just to have a chance at getting any? If so, we may have delivered the BOOM at the same time.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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No, if you aint ####### by 10, you aint ####### tonight
Aug 10, 2021, 3:36 PM
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That's the rule I live buy. My High School soccer coach taught me that at senior week.
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Oculus Spirit [81129]
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You had seggs with your high school scocker coach?
Aug 10, 2021, 3:39 PM
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Things are beginning to make sense.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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Well, hoo did you learn from?***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:43 PM
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Oculus Spirit [81129]
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Who said I ever did?***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:44 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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Do you want me to teach you
Aug 10, 2021, 3:45 PM
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I'm very hands on
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Heisman Winner [105702]
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I got one kid that has a REAL hard time going to sleep
Aug 10, 2021, 3:49 PM
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so they are barely out by 10 and that took two hours of showering, teeth brushing, fighting, etc (summer has been a REAL bitch for schedules) so banging before 10 means there is an 80% chance someone is walking in on us. Then there is the obligatory hour or so to unwind after kids actually go to sleep before things can heat back up.
It aint perfect, but I get to dip my dipstick into a hottie every now and then which is really nice.
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ITT Greenr is right every day
Aug 10, 2021, 4:44 PM
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and twice on Sunday.
Women lie
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Oculus Spirit [85449]
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I would probably
Aug 10, 2021, 3:23 PM
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post pigs of my wife's tiddies so the jungle could answer with less difficulty.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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take a look
Aug 10, 2021, 3:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97799]
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Have lots of sex. Enjoy being a sperm donor.
Aug 10, 2021, 3:39 PM
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Bout it. What else wood ewe dew?
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Oculus Spirit [81129]
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Something like have some say so in the rest of your life?***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:40 PM
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Oculus Spirit [97799]
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Well if it's babby making you will be paying strong
Aug 10, 2021, 3:48 PM
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6 digits. No problem with the #####. And if the team has voted on babby.... Then enjoy. Maybe that trick from #### hub will get her hooked. I dunno.
Now if in the midst of this she gave an amazing bj unlike any you've had before, or does some new tricks.... Well.... There could be worries then. A sudden urge for babby making with gusto can be a sign of not good stuff....sometimes.
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All-In [26523]
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Biden is paying people to have kids
Aug 10, 2021, 3:43 PM
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You should offer to give her 3 more
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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He aint paying that much***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:44 PM
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Your miserable political shidpoasting is
Aug 10, 2021, 3:48 PM
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mind-numbing enough in P&R. Now you have to shoehorn it here.
Have you ever had any friends?
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sO qUirKy n EdGY***
Aug 10, 2021, 3:52 PM
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Is she willing to be a swinger so you can baanggg
Aug 10, 2021, 3:53 PM
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multiple chicks?
Then the answer to week long shecs is yes.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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See the problem I've always had with swinging is that you
Aug 10, 2021, 3:56 PM
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gots to go out and recruit that and then work it. I'm lazy and decided against that a lot time ago. A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush. And she aint got not bush.
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I like the hunt and variety.
Aug 10, 2021, 4:08 PM
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Let's say my sexxxxual explorations are like going to the Golden Corral.
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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You leave with rot gut, mudd butt, and regerts?***
Aug 10, 2021, 4:19 PM
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Hall of Famer [21579]
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I try all aspects of the female buffet.
Aug 10, 2021, 4:30 PM
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TASTE IT ALL!
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your wife is hot and looks familiar***
Aug 10, 2021, 4:19 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79292]
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Thanks, you should see her crotch tonsils***
Aug 10, 2021, 4:20 PM
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Did she say this?
Aug 10, 2021, 4:42 PM
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Give me that baby, you warthog from h e l l!
$1 to whoever gets it
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