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Now Wut?


Mar 15, 2018, 2:34 PM



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I keep telling You People


Mar 15, 2018, 2:42 PM

ryanadidas just spits on the TP instead of using wet wipes

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Re: I keep telling You People


Mar 15, 2018, 3:00 PM

You damnn right.

I'm not some type of Euro-trans-Tbalm-queerasfuk-godless-sheman-libtard that carries a purse capable of storing wetwipes.

I don't ALWAYS do it, but if my manpuss starts burning or getting raw, a little spittaroo on the TP gets the job done.

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You try wiping dry after eating 20 wings all by you self


Mar 15, 2018, 3:03 PM [ in reply to I keep telling You People ]

Not gonna happen.

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Mar 15, 2018, 3:12 PM

True, Rev.

Butt in that case, spitting on the TP would be even worse.

Your best bet would be to flush the toilet, take some of the clean water, moisten up a big ball of TP, and use that to wipe your ayenoose.

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That water is just going to sting man.


Mar 15, 2018, 3:17 PM

What you do, is you use the side of your hand to push your boxers up into your butt crack like a layer of burn wound. The acid and moisture from the affected area will keep it in place temporarily, and the boxer fabric will keep the inner cheeks from rubbing up against each other.

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Re: That water is just going to sting man.


Mar 15, 2018, 3:23 PM

Or, I could just buy you a milkshake and let your cool tongue soothe my burning Brownell.

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anyone else moist?


Mar 15, 2018, 3:29 PM

no?? Just me then, ok..

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Post later afternoon meal sweats?***


Mar 15, 2018, 3:38 PM



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