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All-TigerNet [13888]
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THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 3, 2015, 9:43 AM
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Welcome BACK!!!
You feel that? Do YOU FEEL that? You better wake your sorry ### up and get moving. The time is upon us. The garage is spotless...the tools are ready. Last night Jr and I took the van over to Murderburg (God, I love that town). We turned right by the Krispy Kreme and killed the headlights.
All around us were the smells and sounds of privilege. Bow tie after bow tie, seer sucker after Southern Fried Cotton....we lurked. We waited.
After a boy with a last name for a first name pointed us in the right direction, we found it. Nestled among the frat houses and BMWs was an unwatched Terrier. What a half-ass dog. The thing looks like a cocktail weiner with a butt for a face.
We snatched it up and it's in a cage in the garage.
Tonight we will staple his eyelids to his forehead so he can watch the undoing of the chickens.
And then....Friday night...his purification begins. Never you worry about the howls and shrieks you hear. Rest easy in the knowledge that he will PAY for scaring you in 2011. He will feel the full fury of pain and fire and it will free him from the sin of trying to upset the mighty tigers that year.
There will never be a doubt on Saturday. I will strut naked through my den on Saturday morning in the Terrier Skin Slippers I plan to make. We will bathe in the dog blood and howl at the moon......before we watch the Tigers tear apart those poor kids from Murderburg.
Have you prepared? Have you eaten a cold can of Alpo? Will you brush your teeth with dirt and tobacco? Chug a hot PBR and punch the next coot you see. Slap his wife right on the ###...you deserve this. You're a Tiger....by God act like one.
Buckle UP!!!!
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Rock Defender [54]
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I love football season.***
Sep 3, 2015, 9:46 AM
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Oculus Spirit [94306]
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That is so politically incorrect! +1
Sep 3, 2015, 9:47 AM
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No baptist.
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Orange Blooded [4302]
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Good Lord....
Sep 3, 2015, 9:48 AM
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I've missed this almost as much as football.... Get 'er done Buzz and Jr.!
GO TIGERS!!!!
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Orange Blooded [2115]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 3, 2015, 9:49 AM
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It's it weird I got giddy when I saw this post?
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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I'd be worried
Sep 3, 2015, 10:03 AM
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if you didnt
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CU Medallion [54046]
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Let the streets be bathed with blood.
Sep 3, 2015, 10:05 AM
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I never liked Spartanburg anyway! And terrier slippers sound like something I could wear for a while.
Thanks BuzzPaw, it's officially football season!
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CU Guru [1163]
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When the going gets weird...
Sep 3, 2015, 10:10 AM
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The weird turn pro.
(Dr Hunter S Thompson)
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CU Medallion [58700]
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Thank you Jesus!***
Sep 3, 2015, 10:12 AM
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Legend [18133]
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So utterly disturbing
Sep 3, 2015, 10:16 AM
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and yet so completely satisfying.
Keep up the good work, you crusader for justice.
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Orange Blooded [3820]
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I used Texas Pete this morning for contact solution....
Sep 3, 2015, 10:29 AM
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I think I've still got a fair bit to go to catch up with good ol' Buzz Paw....
+1 sir
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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^^^^Gets it^^^^
Sep 3, 2015, 10:31 AM
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Nice job!
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Fan [52]
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You have inspired me.
Sep 3, 2015, 10:37 AM
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I'll be making a Manmosa this morning. Consisting of PBR and dog food.
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Orange Blooded [3820]
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There's a level of satisfaction that really can't be
Sep 3, 2015, 11:04 AM
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described when you see that first BuzzPaw post of the year. Ain't nothing like it. Possibly the two greatest things on TNet... BuzzPaw's weekly updates of the goings on, and when the good Rev pulls out the GeeeeeeHaaaawwwwwwwddddddd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Legend [15863]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 3, 2015, 11:56 AM
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nice
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Orange Blooded [2348]
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While I agree that all of that is exciting and all...
Sep 3, 2015, 12:28 PM
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It is still a long long time until 6 PM.
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CU Guru [1826]
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Can't agree with calling Spartanburg murderburg
Sep 3, 2015, 12:40 PM
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Every time I turn on an upstate tv station it seems it is Anderson that is having a murder but to each his own. I think between Spartan High, Dorman and Byrnes this county has represented its knowledge off football over the years.
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All-TigerNet [14488]
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LOL, +1 for "last name for a first name"
Sep 3, 2015, 12:44 PM
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Spot on
A few frat goons I have encountered with such first names include...
Wyndhan
Bruster
Pierce
Webster
Remington
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110%er [6770]
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 3, 2015, 12:59 PM
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Make sure Mrs Paw puts a real sharp edge on your instruments. Don't want a great big mess like last year.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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Alright
Sep 3, 2015, 1:17 PM
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which one of you candy-ass sissy boys got butt hurt and gave me a thumbs down?
Was it you, Thurston, Harrison, Parker, or such? Put on some normal length shorts
stop wearing PFG stuff when you dont fish and get your ### in the stands Saturday.
Dont get sad....get mad....tear somebody's ears off.
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Heisman Winner [108390]
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maybe one of the newbs got too excited & clicked too soon
Sep 3, 2015, 1:20 PM
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happens to the younguns sometimes or so i'm told.
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All-TigerNet [13888]
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REDRUM REDRUM
Sep 4, 2015, 11:51 AM
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REDRUM
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Re: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!
Sep 4, 2015, 11:55 AM
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