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Heisman Winner [105622]
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Getting snipped question
Jan 6, 2015, 3:42 PM
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Does the doc actually suggest getting your pipes cleaned multiple times before your follow up? I told wifeofGreenr she would have some work to do....looking for scientific backup to my claims.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Wasn't it Tigerdon a few weeks ago
Jan 6, 2015, 3:46 PM
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talking about sperming back into his bladder after getting snipped?? Not sure how you could have read that and still kept getting snipped on the table. Probably gonna need a whole case of Lubenstrocker Cayman Stroggle IPA if you've got to go through that.
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CU Medallion [54758]
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because, babbies.
Jan 6, 2015, 3:57 PM
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more of them.
I'd crawl nekkid across hot coals just to reach the dull scissor that I'd use to snip myself, if it meant no more kids
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I don't think I could ever get past the idea of somebody
Jan 6, 2015, 4:10 PM
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cutting on my junk, and the potential that I would then sperm backwards into my bladder.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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That's because you're straight, and the thought of
Jan 6, 2015, 4:22 PM
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having a load injected into you is repulsive.
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Re: nice***
Jan 6, 2015, 4:34 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Basically, and even though it was involuntary...Yes it does***
Jan 6, 2015, 4:10 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I mean, after the first or second time, he knew what was
Jan 6, 2015, 4:20 PM
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happening, so it was actually voluntary.
#itsachoice
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110%er [5156]
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######.
Jan 6, 2015, 8:37 PM
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The bladder jizzing was caused by the meds for my kidney stone.
The full fledged infection of my epidydimis and ######## was caused by my vasectomy.
Get my medical maladies right, guys.
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And you said "holy ####" to my insta
Jan 6, 2015, 3:48 PM
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Holy #### to getting your #### cut.
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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yes. I would rather be snipped than risk up popping out a
Jan 6, 2015, 3:49 PM
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4th child some day. She gets knocked up again, it aint Ghana be mine.
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I know the necessity and know it will come for me one day
Jan 6, 2015, 3:56 PM
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But 25 year old CRulez08 cant even fathom anything near it.
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Oculus Spirit [81078]
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I know a dude that got it done at 18.
Jan 6, 2015, 7:10 PM
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I wonder if any chicks ever pulled the "I'm preggers" routine on him after that?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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We got her pregs.***
Jan 6, 2015, 4:00 PM
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WE DID IT***
Jan 6, 2015, 4:00 PM
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Tests are still out, but it's most likely the last man in,
Jan 6, 2015, 4:02 PM
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so Jerome.
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yes***
Jan 7, 2015, 8:30 AM
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i've heard from a friend
Jan 6, 2015, 3:58 PM
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that while you can reverse the procedure, that it is the most painful thing that can ever happen to you.
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because, more babbies
Jan 6, 2015, 3:59 PM
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amirite?
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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They have to go in through the urethra.***
Jan 6, 2015, 3:59 PM
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I'm out...unsubscribe***
Jan 6, 2015, 4:01 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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who, Heard it from a friend who
Jan 6, 2015, 4:20 PM
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Heard it from another you been messin' around
They say you got a boy friend
You're up there every weekend
They're talkin' about you and it's bringin' me down
But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
And the tales grow taller on down the line
But I'm telling you, babe
That I don't think it's true, babe
And even if it is keep this in mind
You take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run
You're thinking up your white lies
You're putting on your bedroom eyes
You say you're coming home but you won't say when
But I can feel it coming
If you leave tonight keep running
And you need never look back again
You take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run
You take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run
You take it on the run baby
If that's the way you want it baby
Then I don't want you around
I don't believe it, not for a minute
You're under the gun so you take it on the run
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from a friend who
Heard it from another you been messin' around
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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I've talked to several doctors, and while it is true that
Jan 6, 2015, 3:59 PM
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you should have your pipes cleaned multiple times leading up to the operation, it's very important to make sure they're cleaned in the proper environment to avoid potential infection.
As we all know, the human mouth is a hot bed for disease and infection, so this is out.
The V is not an option, because you don't want to get pregs (reason for the surgery), and what self respecting man wears a condom?
Only option is the brown eye (anus). This provides the tight gripping suction req'd to extract the "poison," and the body's natural defenses in the colon will kill off any sperms and bacteria in and around the peen.
HTH
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SheGUAR reminded me that that was on the '15 agenda
Jan 6, 2015, 4:00 PM
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new year, new deductible...
maybe we can do a BOGO, Greenr?
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Re: SheGUAR reminded me that that was on the '15 agenda
Jan 6, 2015, 6:58 PM
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Let's just do each other....and then snip each other. I've got some IPAs if you want.
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Re: 10-12 times should flush the little swimmers out***
Jan 6, 2015, 4:31 PM
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Re: 10-12 times should flush the little swimmers out***
Jan 6, 2015, 6:17 PM
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So a weekend for college age and a whole year for a married guy?
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Re: 10-12 times should flush the little swimmers out***
Jan 6, 2015, 6:57 PM
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So much this...
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110%er [5156]
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Yes.
Jan 6, 2015, 8:36 PM
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They tell you you have to have a certain number of ejaculations to get out the sperm stuck in the vas.
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110%er [5156]
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I just have to be honest, and I know mine isn't a majority
Jan 6, 2015, 8:41 PM
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opinion, but I do not recommend a vasectomy.
It's been an awful experience. Pain jizzing, congestive infection of the boys, swollen nuts...
getting an ultrasound on my jizz jammed ball sack was just a great Christmas present.
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I CANNOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE PAYING FOR THIS
Jan 7, 2015, 8:36 AM
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signed, a father of five
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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I WILL PAY ALOT OF MONEY FOR THIS
Jan 7, 2015, 8:36 AM
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signed, a father who does not want five.
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Re: I WILL PAY ALOT OF MONEY FOR THIS
Jan 7, 2015, 8:41 AM
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You have to bring a sea man sample on your follow-up....
Jan 7, 2015, 9:11 AM
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aaaannnnd....the swimmers can stay around awhile after the procedure, so logic dicktastes that the pipes need to be cleaned so they can test an accurate sample.
My advice...follow the doctors orders on how long to wait until painting Hawaii. I painted a few days early and paid the price for it. Continuous nut pain for 2 days is really not as fun as it sounds.
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