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Rock Defender [54]
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So get this....I try to take the family to a nice little
Oct 16, 2012, 8:51 PM
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sandwich shop for dinner tonight....get there, park, walk up and WTPh---the place is out of business....no biggie normally, right? So then, wife of Obed says "Hey, let's just go next door".
Next door, my friends, is 5 Guys.
I try to say no, but kids have keyed in on it and are all "yeahhhhh, 5 guys" so whatever, I relent. Tell the wife to go start ordering while I go TCOB in the bathroom.
I come out as she's wrapping up the order, order my burger, and get my total. THIRTY-EIGHT MF DOLLARS. FOR TWO ADULTS, AND TWO KIDS......AT A FREAKING BURGER JOINT.
Anyway, the order comes out. The kids hotdogs suck #### and they immediately refuse to eat them. It's a good thing then that my wife ordered a large fry and and a medium fry because they had 42 pounds of greasy-azz fries to munch on while the $6 hot dogs they didn't eat just sat there. (wife claimed ignorance on the fry portions or I'm assuming she would have ordered just one small order of those peanut oil soaked grease bombs).
Oh yeah, 2 hours later, I can already feel the green apple splatters coming on.
How anyone still goes to this place by choice, I have no clue.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Obed ate at 5 guys? What's next?
Oct 16, 2012, 8:58 PM
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You and the family go to a movie and don't say a ####### word the whole 2 hours?
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All-In [34823]
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I think they believe they will be in the credits if they
Oct 17, 2012, 8:50 AM
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talk enough during the movie. Little white princesses do it, too.
"Starring Brittany, Heather, and Caroline as .... The chatty b!tches"
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Orange Blooded [2796]
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Re: So get this....I try to take the family to a nice little
Oct 16, 2012, 8:58 PM
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Ok... Rack him.
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110%er [5333]
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Are the burgers really that bad? Never eaten there.......
Oct 16, 2012, 8:58 PM
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but greasy fries sounds good....but 6 dollar hot dogs doesnt.
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Rock Defender [54]
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The fries are AWESOME!
Oct 16, 2012, 9:40 PM
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All-In [28802]
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Oculus Spirit [75963]
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Yep, if you aren't loading them down with
Oct 16, 2012, 11:46 PM
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toppings, then you aren't going to come close to getting value for it. I just wish they had blue cheese.
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All-TigerNet [11658]
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Re: So get this....I try to take the family to a nice little
Oct 16, 2012, 9:01 PM
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Greatest hangover food ever.
Otherwise I avoid like Obeds to water.
PS - Drove the Cobra this weekend. No body, but it moves under it's own power for the first time ever.
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CU Medallion [60282]
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agree...but stil 5Guys>BeeGeeRRRR
Oct 16, 2012, 9:02 PM
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at least you leave 5G full, impending squirts notwithstanding. BGR you get a burger just a tad bit larger than a Krystal, and 8-10 fries for $14+. I swear the bun is about the size of a can of Skoal. Not sure about kids meals, but you'd burn over $40 and want to stop at Sonic on the way home for a milkshake.
You coulda had Cook-Out and fed everybody for about $15.
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Orange Blooded [3148]
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Cookout FTW***
Oct 17, 2012, 7:32 AM
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Oculus Spirit [75963]
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Not even the same level of food. I go to cook-out because
Oct 17, 2012, 8:40 AM
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their tray deal is so cheap. Plus it is the only place to get hush-puppies without going to the fish camp.
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Rock Defender [54]
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Welcome to White Exceptionalism.***
Oct 16, 2012, 9:03 PM
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Orange Blooded [2222]
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Sounds like a Marylands Fried Chicken down....
Oct 16, 2012, 9:12 PM
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..in Beaufort. I had to get a ring job on my rectum after that....
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Heisman Winner [137416]
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Whatta you expect
Oct 16, 2012, 9:13 PM
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ordering wieners in a patty joint?
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Rock Defender [54]
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Whats the best thing at Red Lobster?
Oct 16, 2012, 9:47 PM
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BISCUITS
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All-In [28802]
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a bacon-cheese dog is $5.39
Oct 16, 2012, 11:31 PM
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hth. There aren't any $6 hot dogs, and in fact most of them are less than $5.
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All-TigerNet [12066]
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$5 for a ####### hot dog?
Oct 17, 2012, 7:51 AM
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Is the 5 Guys in an airport? What a ####### ripoff
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Who gets a hot dog at 5 Guys?***
Oct 17, 2012, 7:56 AM
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All-In [34823]
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The last two times I have been, because the burger price
Oct 17, 2012, 8:19 AM
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is too ### high.
I do love the cajun fries, though.
Great burps afterwards.
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CU Guru [1297]
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All-TigerNet [11963]
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mmmm
Oct 17, 2012, 8:18 AM
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Five guys.
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All-In [34823]
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I cannot reconcile Homer's voice from your mouth!***
Oct 17, 2012, 8:20 AM
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