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All-In [49181]
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Which is worse?
Dec 23, 2013, 9:00 AM
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so the stomach flue has hit our family. Went to the grandson's house for a lil drop-in party Sat night. Now daugher, SIL, and grandson have all had it yesterday. Mrs No was up puking all night.
I'm fine, but just waiting for it to show up.
Which is worse, puking your brains out, or knowing it's coming and you're powerless to stop it?
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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Puking > ######## 400 times in a day, hth
Dec 23, 2013, 9:01 AM
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Prayers that the demon flu will leave your house immediately and go to some homos down the street.
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Re: Puking > ######## 400 times in a day, hth
Dec 23, 2013, 9:10 AM
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All-In [38514]
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I feel lucky that my wife only brought home a bad cold
Dec 23, 2013, 9:02 AM
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for the holidays.
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Oculus Spirit [75738]
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Hey, France wasn't THAT long ago. Something could still
Dec 23, 2013, 9:09 AM
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manifest.
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All-TigerNet [11213]
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The worst is when you've got the flu or some other bug
Dec 23, 2013, 9:12 AM
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and it's lead to the screaming ##### and, mid-assplosion, you have the near uncontrollable urge to purge top-side, too.
What do you do? Aside from shoot the hostage, that is.
Unlucky for our family, all we had was a wicker trash basket in the bathroom on that day. Which promptly was thrown away and new trash basket was procured.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Had that two Christmas's ago from food poisoning...
Dec 23, 2013, 10:27 AM
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EVERYBODY in the family was ######## and throwing up uncontrollably. The real lulz came from the fact that my cousins only had one bathroom for 6 people that evening.
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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Did you get food poisoning elsewhere or was it yall's
Dec 23, 2013, 10:30 AM
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cooking? I would kill a ############ if they gave me food poinsoning.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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My cousins wife was in charge of the ham that year...
Dec 23, 2013, 10:37 AM
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She bought a heavenly ham for us...a whole 3 weeks ahead of time and just put it in the refrigerator, letting her little kids munch on it throughout the weeks. We assume this is where the food poisoning came from, as everybody, elderly grandparents included got sick as dogs. We all got sick the next day(Christmas day) at our own houses.
I really hate that side of the family, they're all ignorant and that was actually the final straw for us. No more family get togethers with those morons.
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This is why we strictly control who cooks what and who buys
Dec 23, 2013, 10:40 AM
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paper plates and Cokes. If I don't know your cooking or think you are dirty as #### (I'm looking at you WifeOfGreenr's extended family), don't bring your #### into my house. And if you do, it is sitting in the corner and NOBODY in my immediate family is touching it.
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Oculus Spirit [75738]
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I guess I'm lucky in that the only type of sick
Dec 23, 2013, 10:53 AM
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I've gotten from family gatherings is the simply ate too much variety.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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Yeah, typically it was my mom and grandma that did all of
Dec 23, 2013, 11:00 AM
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the cooking, and we did our big family dinner over at my grandparents house. Unfortunately that year, their health had deteriorated to the point where they had to go into assisted living, so we just kind of did a make shift Christmas dinner at my cousins house as we really didn't want any of them over at my parents house. This led to a "everybody bring a dish" sort of deal which was a HUGE mistake.
Fortunately, after that incident, my lobbying efforts to never do anything with any of those people again paid off and I really haven't seen any of them since. Which honestly makes that gut wrenching, hellish day and night worth it. Hopefully that'll be the last time I throw up and #### simultaneously though.
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its working its way through part of OSF's family also
Dec 23, 2013, 10:37 AM
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so I'm just going to drop gift off at the door.
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Re: its working its way through part of OSF's family also
Dec 23, 2013, 10:41 AM
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Just as long as the Clemson Snowman got his flu shot this year.
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All-In [38925]
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he looks very healthy.***
Dec 23, 2013, 10:44 AM
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Oculus Spirit [93699]
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He's your snowman so I know I can't tell you what to do.
Dec 23, 2013, 10:50 AM
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Perhaps you'd consider keeping him away from the snowgirls till after the game? Tell him it's for the players.
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LOL.***
Dec 23, 2013, 10:51 AM
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Whenever it's hit our house in the past, I've always drank a
Dec 23, 2013, 10:56 AM
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lot waiting for it to hit me. It never helped.
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All-In [49181]
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I'm going to pretend I didn't read that last part.
Dec 23, 2013, 1:10 PM
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alcohol is an antiseptic, it's gotta help.
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All-In [40941]
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Puking is way worse, knowing it's coming is no big
Dec 23, 2013, 10:58 AM
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deal
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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^^^Never had that bhole burn from toxic, nuclear poo^^^***
Dec 23, 2013, 11:07 AM
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