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What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen
Dec 20, 2013, 3:21 PM
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Only post 1. If you post more than one I'll ask crump or b-meist to ban you for like a couple of days.
Mine is Cloud Atlas.
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The Host***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:23 PM
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Posting a 2nd time to test your powers.***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:23 PM
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Re: Posting a 2nd time to test your powers.***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:35 PM
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Orange Blooded [2506]
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The Wicker Man***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:23 PM
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Heisman Winner [111730]
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Wickerman lol
Dec 20, 2013, 11:30 PM
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if you watch it as a comedy, it is actually pretty good.
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Orange Blooded [3821]
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Theater? Cabin Boy
Dec 20, 2013, 3:23 PM
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For the few who have seen it they will understand.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Didn't think it was that bad.
Dec 20, 2013, 3:34 PM
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Thought Letterman was funny in it.
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All-In [31908]
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Christmas Vacation 2***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:25 PM
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All-In [47799]
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now there's something I can agree with you on :)***
Dec 20, 2013, 8:24 PM
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Caddyshack 2***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:26 PM
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The Box***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:26 PM
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I bet you and Red saw it at the $1 Theater***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:27 PM
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Since we werent dating until 2012, the chances are slim***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:50 PM
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Re: What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen
Dec 20, 2013, 3:27 PM
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Agreed this was a difficult movie to enjoy***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:28 PM
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#### it, I'll say it. Avatar. If I had not seen it in cool
Dec 20, 2013, 3:30 PM
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Imax 3D, I'd have wanted to riot.
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Jawbreaker was the only movie I ever walked out of.
Dec 20, 2013, 3:31 PM
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Granted, I was working at a movie thater and could watch them for free so it didnt cost me anything. The worst movie I saw all the way through was probably Congo.
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Dude, Where's My Car?***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:33 PM
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Dreadful flick***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:33 PM
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Re: What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen
Dec 20, 2013, 3:35 PM
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Ghost Rider.
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All-TigerNet [14282]
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Who is this scok?***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:36 PM
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The one with Val Kilmer changing identities by putting on
Dec 20, 2013, 3:36 PM
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a different pair of glasses and a wig.
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Was that The Saint?***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:40 PM
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I enjoyed that movie. Not the best but watchable***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:43 PM
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Also horrible.***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:44 PM
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But John Travolta***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:44 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Was a 3/10 with him
Dec 20, 2013, 3:46 PM
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Would've been a 5/10 without.
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I take back all of those fappable tmails I sent you***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:47 PM
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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Nicholas Cage carried that movie.
Dec 20, 2013, 3:49 PM
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As he does in every film he's in.
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EVERY film***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:51 PM
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500taylor® aint gonna like this***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:52 PM
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CU Guru [1321]
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trollface.jpg
Dec 20, 2013, 3:57 PM
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Unless you believe he carried Sean Connery in the Rock. Then it's not a troll, but you will have lost a LOT of credibility. :P
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Waterworld***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:43 PM
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lol thats on UK Netflix brah***
Dec 20, 2013, 3:43 PM
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Do what?
Dec 21, 2013, 5:38 AM
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Waterworld saved us from the horrible thought that man would become extinct should global warming flood the earth. Now we know evolution will finally kick back in and we'll all grow gills and swim happily away.
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From Justin to Kelly
Dec 20, 2013, 3:58 PM
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Yes, I saw that.
My gf says the worst movie she's seen in recent memory is Trainspotting. Dafug?
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Spartan***
Dec 20, 2013, 4:09 PM
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For about the bazillionth time...
Dec 20, 2013, 4:11 PM
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The Thin Red Line.
Pompous, preachy, pointless, plotless...
AND STUPID!
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TD'd
Dec 20, 2013, 4:14 PM
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Nobody hates on Terrence Malick and gets away with it. Nobody.
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omg
Dec 20, 2013, 4:22 PM
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You're not even real.
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Legend [18026]
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Tree of Life was good
Dec 20, 2013, 4:30 PM
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The rest I could do without
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DIAF
Dec 20, 2013, 4:44 PM
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Legend [18026]
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Hey! At least I actually like one of his movies.
Dec 20, 2013, 4:56 PM
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With Malick it's usually a all or none.
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this won't surprise anyone...
Dec 20, 2013, 4:47 PM
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but one reason I like Terrence Malick is for his philosophical themes. He studied at Harvard and Oxford under some pretty famous philosophers, and was studying for his doctorate in philosophy at Oxford before a disagreement with Gilbert Ryle over his dissertation sent him home without a degree. He's even had one of his translations of Heidegger published by a major academic press.
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Legend [18026]
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It's like his movies are visual projections of your posts.
Dec 20, 2013, 4:54 PM
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I think on that level, I can see the appeal for you. He basically makes very "personal" movies that usually only speak to him (and a few others).
But I can understand the disdain for that type of movie making. It's like an inside joke, if you aren't on the inside they come off as annoying.
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Re: It's like his movies are visual projections of your posts.
Dec 20, 2013, 5:23 PM
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I can sort of see that, but I think it's a function of the influence of Heidegger on his work (very briefly: Heidegger thinks that truth is an uncovering of the world by the world, so that we're really, authentically, seeing the phenomena instead of having them interpreted through some sort of concept. So Malick is at the extreme side of 'show, don't tell,' and what he shows isn't always all that clear, either). On the one hand, that means that I think people aren't getting what he's doing because they might be trying a little too hard to find objective narrative structure, but on the other hand the fact that what he's doing isn't all that apparent to a lot of people might be a critique of that kind of philosophy. Anyway, while his stuff doesn't have the widest of appeal, a lot of people do seem to like and get what he's doing (Roger Ebert said "Tree of Life" was one of the best movies ever made), so the whole project probably shouldn't be scrapped.
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I don't think he stop making movies, but...
Dec 20, 2013, 5:57 PM
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don't be shocked when the majority detest his movies for the very reasons you gave for liking his movies.
Visually, his movies are worth seeing alone, even if his version of "story" isn't traditional.
Seeing as you love Malick because of his philosophical background, what are your thoughts on Aronofsky? He's another Harvard guy who loves himself some subtext.
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I like Aronofsky...
Dec 20, 2013, 6:26 PM
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but not quite as much as Malick. Aronofsky is a film school guy, whereas Malick is basically a philosophy professor who makes movies. I guess that's the difference. Also, Malick's movies have lots of Christian themes that you won't find in Aronofsky.
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Re: What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen***
Dec 20, 2013, 4:34 PM
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Hope Floats (over, thanks for playing)****
Dec 20, 2013, 4:45 PM
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Goodlowered, you're such a snob.
Dec 22, 2013, 10:21 PM
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Re: Escape from New York
Dec 20, 2013, 4:59 PM
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Hands down.
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Dude...
Dec 20, 2013, 5:19 PM
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Snake Pliskin was a badazz... And the Duke of NY with the chandalier on the front of his caddilac? Gotta dig that.
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Re: What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen
Dec 20, 2013, 5:41 PM
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Buried
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I had to look it up as I had erased the title from memory
Dec 20, 2013, 6:11 PM
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it was called "The Ghost and the Darkness" with Michael Douglas and Val Kilmer. They were hunting lions out in Africa somewhere. It made absolutely no sense.
*note: I did not count "B" movies and junk I have seen on SyFy like "Sharknado". I only count films that Hollywood actually gave an effort.
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"Ilsa She-Wolf of The SS"
Dec 20, 2013, 6:58 PM
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Not even remotely close to what I expected
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In The Army Now starring Pauly Shore. Paid $2 for me and gf
Dec 20, 2013, 10:58 PM
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at the Astro III.
walked out 30 minutes in
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I, Robot***
Dec 20, 2013, 11:16 PM
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Punch Drunk Love
Dec 21, 2013, 9:29 AM
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Critically acclaimed, a serious movie from Adam Sandler. Signs were pointing to omgwtfbbq level of bad.
This was the wife and I while we watched it:
Once we finally decided "maybe we should just turn this off..." there was only 10 minutes left and we decided to not be quitters.
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natural born killers
Dec 21, 2013, 9:51 AM
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got up and walked the #### out
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Yentle
Dec 22, 2013, 4:37 PM
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Ftw mutha farkers
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Howard The Duck***
Dec 22, 2013, 11:00 PM
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About Schmidt
Dec 23, 2013, 12:59 PM
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Dear Ndugu...
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Re: What is the absolute worst movie you've ever seen
Dec 23, 2013, 1:30 PM
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You're all wrong!
Popeye by a landslide!
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That stoopid movie with Sam Jackson and the Grease feller.***
Dec 23, 2013, 3:34 PM
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