Steve spurrier died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gates god said "you have been a good and faithful servant so let me take you to the your new home" When they got there it was a nice little house with with a nice little yard with a gamecock flag . Then spurrier looked up on the hill and seen a huge mansion with a Clemson flag . Spurrier asked "lord why did you give me the little house and give dabo the big mansion on the hill" the lord replied that's not dabos house son that's mine.
1. Spurrier thinks he IS God 2. never will Spurrier come close to the Pearly gates 3. Spurrier's home will be quite warm, (warmer than Gainesville....where his heart is...) 4. God hsa a vacation home in heaven, but He lives in Clemson.