me and junior went to Sam’s club and bought a case of Crisco, concertina wire, and depends heavy flow undergarments. We have our homemade skin suits on and are now cruising around Durham in junior’s primer-colored Pontiac Sunfire convertible. We are blasting Night Ranger and Whitesnake and hope to meet some Blue Devils soon where we will share our ambien-flavored white claws. STAND BY YOUR COMPUTERS!!!