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Sales can be so frustrating
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Sales can be so frustrating

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:36 PM
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Got an email today that was about a national program for X wine. VP be like “we are close enough to make it if we really push this week”

The program is for March and April for 14k cases. We are at 7k cases after 7 weeks w one left. In what FN world can we make that?

The trick is they know we can’t make it but just want reps to push out as much as possible to make it look like we gave it the college try.

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will you take 7 for one case?***

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:37 PM
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Thats essentially what happens when these suppliers have year end.

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:41 PM
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We have to hit X amount of cases for goal bc we corporately agreed to it, and if we don’t then we take a 6 figure hit as a penalty w the contract (which most times is about 400k)

Thus distributor discounts the wine to a crazy price to move said cases bc the cost of the discount to make up the cases would be less than the penalty. And all the independent wine shops are happy and buy them, then don’t even change the retail and make 300% profit.

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Id call HR on the VP.

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:39 PM
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I mean, it worked out well last time.

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I actually like this VP

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:42 PM
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We have went on several trips together that we “won”. It’s just the whole game that bothers me.

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At least you have a product that people want. Just think of the poor

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:39 PM
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bass turds trying to sell software to IE.

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I just started typing UNSUBSCRIBE in a 72 point font and returning their email

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:40 PM
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I think they are getting the message.

I keeep getting email from one guy, and sent 3 of them back in like 10 minutes one day last week.

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I'll trade you 1k of those cases for a nearly pristine storage unit filled

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:42 PM
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with about 6300 beanie babies in fair condition. Some of them are worth up to $12 each and you can barely even smell the cat urine any more.

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you either need

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:49 PM
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better forecasters or better sales guys

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Naw, its the big wigs in Florida.

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:58 PM
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They agree to unrealistic goals bc they want the 10 year contract while they sit around a conference table drinking expresso from a personal Cuban lady that comes around w expresso cart. I’ve sat at the table and this is exactly how it goes. We know the goals are too high but we want the contract. Then supplier makes the penalty super high if missed bc they know it’s too high of a goal which is why they suggested said goal.

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Re: Have a big party

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Apr 22, 2024, 2:52 PM
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Pay for the strippers and blow and band with trade on wine. Charge $50 per head ($20 for lungers) Profit.

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I couldn't do a job where I had to suck up to people every day just

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:04 PM
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to make a living.

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I like your funny words magic man


Yeah, you do that so much during your life

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:11 PM
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not at a job... it would be hard to do it at your job as well...

Yes, Meemaw.

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Re: Yeah, you do that so much during your life

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:37 PM
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I sent in tmails... but you will prolly see here first.

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:16 PM
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Would it not be worth the time to set up Teh Jounge as a retailer... then errabody can decide if they want a case or not... depending on the wine.

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This is a great idea. JCB how much boones farm do you have on hand?***

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:19 PM
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Message was edited by: FBCoachSC®


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I like your funny words magic man


I just want to know when his new hooch is ready.***

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:23 PM
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are you AN ELITE SALES WARRIOR?

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:36 PM
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CAN YOU DESTROY YOUR COMPETITION?

CAN YOU CLOSE ANYBODY, ANYTIME, AND ANYPLACE?

DO YOU HAVE AN EGO?

DO YOU HAVE ENTITLEMENTS?

ARE YOU READY FOR WAR???


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I have seen this before but I do not know what this is in reference to.


Apr 22, 2024, 3:40 PM
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Is this a joke... or were people for real doing this?

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Watch that video

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:41 PM
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This dude is militarizing car sales

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This was for car sales... intradasting.


Apr 22, 2024, 3:42 PM
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I hate car salesmen

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whoa

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:41 PM [ in reply to are you AN ELITE SALES WARRIOR? ]
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Do you have that guy's number?***

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Apr 22, 2024, 4:04 PM [ in reply to are you AN ELITE SALES WARRIOR? ]
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Need a motivational speaker?***

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Apr 22, 2024, 4:10 PM
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Need a warrior sales guy!***

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Apr 22, 2024, 4:11 PM
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call whoever bought the first 7k with a new discount that expires EOM...

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Apr 22, 2024, 3:51 PM
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Stopping pushing to meet a target when it looks like...

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Apr 22, 2024, 4:02 PM
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you can't meet the target isn't exactly a recipe for success :)

Assuming I read your OP correctly....

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