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Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 8:32 AM
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I get embarrassed every time I see UT on TV because they remind me of my ex-girlfriend Tiffany. The year I dated her, I reached rock bottom. She was working her way up the obesity scale, had terrible personal hygiene and didn’t finish high school. But by golly, she always believed her life was about to turn around. She’d talk about winning the lottery, inheriting money even though her family was poor, or getting promoted to a management position at WalMart. None of those things were ever going to happen but she believed.
It was kind of sad watching her get crushed when she found out she didn’t get promoted and when her aunt died and left her nothing. We broke up after getting in a fight at the gas station because I laughed at her when the cashier told her she she didn’t have a winning scratch off. It turned out that she didn’t understand the game rules.
I’m 100% positive that Tiffany just spent the money she was saving for a tattoo memorializing her puppy that got run over by her nephew’s quad runner on Powerball tickets. She truly believes that she’s got the winning numbers just as Tennessee fans truly believe they aren’t going to get their #### pushed in by Georgia on Saturday.
We all know how this story will end but they just don’t see it coming.
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 8:35 AM
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Me as well
Nov 2, 2022, 8:43 AM
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No-polar!
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Re: Me as well
Nov 2, 2022, 8:51 AM
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Bi polar (to early for me to be comical)
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 9:37 AM
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It was a tossup between this and comparing a guy from ESPN to a movie character. I probably should have gone the other way because that would have been straight fire.
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This is Sad and Pathetic, how dare you
Nov 2, 2022, 8:45 AM
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not mention the poor puppies name.
please be more respectful.
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Re: This is Sad and Pathetic, how dare you
Nov 2, 2022, 9:16 AM
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Sorry. The dog’s name was Baxter. We watched Anchorman the night before she picked it up.
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 8:52 AM
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What was this Tiffany girls last name? I may have dated her after you.
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 8:54 AM
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They are a dime a dozen out there… ?
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 10:06 AM
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When Tiff eventually wins the lottery you’ll be wishing you stuck it out with her.
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 11:25 AM
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I text a lot of my ex’s from time to time to leave the door open just in case something like that were to happen.
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Good idea...
Nov 2, 2022, 11:54 AM
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and by "good idea" I mean that you are a bad person.
LOL
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Re: Good idea...
Nov 2, 2022, 1:00 PM
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Based on many of the responses to my texts, a lot of them agree with you. YOLO
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 10:25 AM
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Imagine getting dumped by Tiffany
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 1:22 PM
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This is what comes of “blatantly disregarding” the time honored, sage advice from “The Crazy Hot Matrix”.
Chicks named Tiffany are specifically listed as residing in “the no go zone”. Ignore this at your peril.
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Re: Tennessee reminds me of my ex-girlfriend
Nov 2, 2022, 4:21 PM
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If I’m being honest, you wouldn’t have thought to reference the matrix after seeing her.
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I’m feeling sad…
Nov 2, 2022, 10:30 AM
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for Baxter. R.I.P. #gooddog
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