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All-In [29076]
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I am rapidly closing in on 100k TUs
Jul 21, 2017, 10:10 AM
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when I get to 99,999. We will hold a day of competition for my 100kth like. I estimate that it may be the week after next when the day arrives so prepare your dankest memes and most fantastical poop stories.
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CU Medallion [66310]
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Staging right now
Jul 21, 2017, 10:12 AM
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my dankest poops and fantastical memes
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All-In [45047]
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Pfft,
Jul 21, 2017, 11:03 AM
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I am staging my dankest fantastical poop memes.
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CU Medallion [66310]
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Poop memes ?
Jul 21, 2017, 11:04 AM
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110%er [7390]
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SwimminTiger has given out nearly 100k paw points
Jul 21, 2017, 10:14 AM
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& I've only gotten maybe 3 of those. All on Sundays.
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All-In [45047]
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I've given out over 28k but none to you and never will
Jul 21, 2017, 11:06 AM
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Hall of Famer [21594]
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I'm over 50K.
Jul 21, 2017, 10:19 AM
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Some of these guys need to step it up. I see a lot of usuals in here that are under 10k. ###.
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110%er [5323]
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Cough cough
Jul 21, 2017, 10:28 AM
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@19B® cough
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CU Medallion [54034]
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You already know that you will blow your wad way too early.
Jul 21, 2017, 10:25 AM
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You just can't resist.
Either that or you will get trapped in a death spiral of searching through dank meme after dank meme only to find each meme danker than the last. When faced with such pressure you will lose all desire to ever give another TU. At which point you will take up indoor soccer and frisbee football. You will eventually throw all caution to the wind and buy a motorcycle. After barely surviving multiple injuries from all of your new found recreational pursuits, you will hunker down and come back to the Lunge, ever ready to take up your former position as chief spreader of joy. Only you will find that the Lunge could not wait for you. They wanted to and lord knows they tried. But as always time eases the pain that distance creates. Things just aren't the same. And while we will pretend for a little while, we will simply settle for an awkward smile and a wave as we pass. Both you and Lunge long for what once was, but there is no spark to reignite the fire that once burned.
And so, SwimminTiger, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well. Good night, sweet prince.
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CU Medallion [66310]
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I read that and
Jul 21, 2017, 10:28 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85710]
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I swear this sound familiar but I can't put my
Jul 21, 2017, 10:35 AM
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finger on it. It's driving me krzy. When I can't figure stuff out I want to kick something, but something that won't hurt when I kick it.....maybe a soccer ball would be good to kick.
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All-In [45047]
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Legend [17337]
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CU Medallion [60196]
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Re: You already know that you will blow your wad way too early.
Jul 21, 2017, 4:15 PM
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This is me and ####. Especially when drunk at 4pm on a Friday. I think I have found the fattest hot chick and then I can see too much ####, so I click on another and I don't like her as much so then I click on the next one and she is kinda hot but not really. So then I search redheads and find a freaking train smoke chick, but she has too many tats. So I just click on the next 5 button and all the sudden I see this princess of a redhead. Then I realize she has a huge bush and a large black mole on her thigh. So then I start searching black miles on webmd cause I like to help people and she might have a cancerous mole. She might need to know that. But it checks out ok because I didn't have an abnormal shape. So then I was so tired of searching I took a lyft down to the strip club at the airport. I found this kinda fat redhead but she would only do Hour dances. Which is ok cause I am rich and have the money but I didn't want to spend just an hour with her. So I decided to take a Yager shot and try to determine what I wanted to do. I figured out that you can have two girls at once if you just pay them both. But here is the problem. I liked the semi-fat redhead so I was at a loss of what other girl I would like. So I trolled around with fatty red head and we found a chick who was real skinny with dark hair. She was amaze balls. So we went back to the room and did an hour. It was fun. Raging fun if you know what I mean. But all the sudden I had to poop. Real bad. So I went to the pooper. Did my thing and when I came out the bathroom guy handed me a pill. I took the pill, gave him a $20 and left. The next thing I know, I am asleep in an apartment with fat redhead. Remind you I am married. I got so scared. I was freaking man. But she told me it would be ok. She made me some breakfast (better than my wife's cooking nom saying) and I got out of there. This past Father's Day I did get a call from a number I didn't know but I didn't answer. I think it was her.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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This post - cream of the crop!***
Jul 22, 2017, 6:57 PM
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Heisman Winner [105802]
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BRB, browsing r/dankmemes for a few weeks***
Jul 21, 2017, 10:26 AM
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All-In [35541]
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I may have to dig up megathread***
Jul 21, 2017, 10:27 AM
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CU Medallion [54034]
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It's eradicated for the remainder or our living days.
Jul 21, 2017, 10:28 AM
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Rip tigeroftheeye1.
Free TOTE1!
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All-In [29076]
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I was considering creating a mini mega thread of sorts where
Jul 21, 2017, 10:35 AM
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all posts that were submissions in the competition must be posted. But that may not be as much fun so I am still thinking about it.
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Lot o points [163012]
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Need another "Make every post a trophy post" day
Jul 21, 2017, 10:33 AM
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TUing is hard work.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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how to you find this information?***
Jul 21, 2017, 12:02 PM
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All-In [29076]
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Hover your mouse over your pulse.***
Jul 21, 2017, 12:08 PM
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All-In [29076]
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All-In [45047]
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TIL that RyanChuckTaylor sucks at giving TU.
Jul 21, 2017, 1:14 PM
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He should change his name to RyanDollarTreeFlipFlops!
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Shorty, I can take some crap from SwimT, but not from you...
Jul 21, 2017, 3:46 PM
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My numbers ares skewed because I only logged on a handful of times between 2004 and a few months ago, other than a brief spell when I worked night-shift around 2012...
Some quick statistic analysis allowed me to pick and choose which numbers make me look good.
Here they are:
Points Received Per Posts - measures quality of poster... who brings the most meat to the table 0.990 Shorty 1.606 RyanAdidas 1.627 SwimminTiger®
Points Given Per Posts - measures generocity of the poster... who shows the love 0.800 Shorty 1.337 RyanAdidas 7.714 swimminTiger
So out of the three of us, you Shorty are both the lowest quality poster and stingiest with giving points.
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All-In [29076]
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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All-In [29076]
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Not all of us have such an avid following as you***
Jul 21, 2017, 3:59 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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While this is true
Jul 21, 2017, 4:02 PM
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I was at a 2 per post count before I gained a following. It's really only been like 3 months.
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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CU Medallion [64837]
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Oh no my friend... I'm right***
Jul 21, 2017, 4:13 PM
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All-In [29076]
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CU Medallion [54034]
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Oooh, Oooh do me next. I bring lots of meat to the table!!!
Jul 21, 2017, 4:01 PM
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But my maths ain't so good.
If'n you really do me, I will be check'n the math. Even if it takes a few days to remember where I left this drunken post.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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10,391 / 7459 =
Jul 21, 2017, 4:03 PM
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drunk
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CU Medallion [64837]
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