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Anyone ever had the flu and their #### quit working?
Dec 14, 2022, 9:46 AM
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It will get up to full mast, but it won't finish. Kinda awkward after my date Saturday night but I just assumed I was nervous or wasn't that into her. I tried again last night by myself and couldn't even get to completion watchin pron. Fully erekt but no ability to reach the big finale.
This ever happen to anyone? Maybe Dayquil side effect? It's not Erectile Dysfunction, it's Cocksnot Dysfunction
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Oculus Spirit [79260]
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Hmmm...very interesting. Have you given it a thought that
Dec 14, 2022, 9:49 AM
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you might have the ghey? Try watching 2 doods bufu each other and see if that works.
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No cause i can normally finish to that***
Dec 14, 2022, 9:52 AM
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What did you have in your bung hole?***
Dec 14, 2022, 9:49 AM
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Lot o points [155978]
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I bet she was really disappointed as you were struggling
Dec 14, 2022, 9:50 AM
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to make anything happen while being inches away from her face with flu breath and full cough.
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Flu symptoms were/are gone, that's what's
Dec 14, 2022, 9:51 AM
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most concerning. I took like 48 Dayquil capsules and that's the only other variable
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Oculus Spirit [78892]
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you replaced alcohol with Dayquil capsules?
Dec 14, 2022, 10:12 AM
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nice
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there is some truth to this and I felt guilty about it
Dec 14, 2022, 10:21 AM
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but i did it for the right reasons. felt like dog #### last week
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Re: Anyone ever had the flu and their #### quit working?
Dec 14, 2022, 9:55 AM
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and done
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Re: well
Dec 14, 2022, 9:56 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97758]
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Pseudoephedrine - it's a single woman's worst enemy.
Dec 14, 2022, 9:58 AM
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In your case, with Dayquil, it's a related substance called phenylephrine, same difference really.
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Re: Pseudoephedrine - it's a single woman's worst enemy.
Dec 14, 2022, 9:59 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97758]
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I may be wrong, but it's happened to me as well. Just
Dec 14, 2022, 10:03 AM
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trying to help. Anything with pseudoephedrine, (or knockoffs since meth happened), either way they can cause you not to finish the job.
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happened on my wedding night
Dec 14, 2022, 10:10 AM
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we were popping addy snacks pretty hard to stay awake. took a while to fully christen the new marriage.
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So did you like fake a nut busting or just own up to the
Dec 14, 2022, 10:07 AM
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fact that you couldn't glaze her cinnamon roll?
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I just owned up and took my L like a man by
Dec 14, 2022, 10:19 AM
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blaming it all on her
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Holy FBCoachSC scok.***
Dec 14, 2022, 10:22 AM
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As attractive as as I've had
Dec 14, 2022, 11:07 AM
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in several several years and that's the discouraging part. I was very kind to her but i know women have to be like "god I must be fat and disgusting" if a pig like me can't get a nut
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Didn’t read one response
Dec 14, 2022, 10:09 AM
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I just gave TU to everyone immediately That is the trust I have in you all. Good work boys.
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Def has never happened to me w the flu.
Dec 14, 2022, 10:39 AM
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If someone drinks too much this could happen.
Funny story: I was on a double date a few years ago and the other couple went into the bedroom for a little while. My date and I were just hanging out. Dude comes out after a few minutes and says “sometimes does your diack just not work?”
I said no man, that doesn’t happen unless you have some issues, maybe you should see a doctor? He was only 30 YO. Needless to say he was quite embarrassed that his date wanted some but he couldn’t get it up.
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Did you pinch hit?***
Dec 14, 2022, 10:44 AM
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Re: Did you pinch hit?***
Dec 14, 2022, 10:48 AM
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certainly he would have mentioned that in the story
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That's an excellent observation.***
Dec 14, 2022, 10:50 AM
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I did not.
Dec 14, 2022, 10:48 AM
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It was an arranged double date by the girls; they were bff. The dude and I just met that night. I wasn’t into the girl so we just hung out and never saw her again.
I texted 2 days later to say I wasn’t interested and she hit me back w “well my friend passed away so I hadn’t texted bc of that but whatever”. Awkward….
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Re: I did not.
Dec 14, 2022, 10:49 AM
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that's definitely a different twist
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SHe died of not getting laid?***
Dec 14, 2022, 10:50 AM
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story would have been better if...
Dec 14, 2022, 10:58 AM
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"I bagged them both and two weeks later one of them died."
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nothing like a good dicking down and dying story***
Dec 14, 2022, 11:10 AM
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after thinking about this
Dec 14, 2022, 3:11 PM
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where did your date want you to leave your demon seed?
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Oculus Spirit [79260]
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I'm not sure about the initial desired destination, but
Dec 14, 2022, 3:20 PM
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eventually she probably wanted it anywhere but inside his #######.
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Oculus Spirit [79260]
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lutz nut sack as 1 word is band.***
Dec 14, 2022, 3:20 PM
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Gentlemen, I must congratulate you.
Dec 14, 2022, 4:48 PM
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The Jounge has just hit a new low.
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED***
Dec 14, 2022, 4:56 PM
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