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So there was this guy at my son's High School Choral concert
May 24, 2017, 11:34 AM
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last night.
and at the end, a few students wanted to sing something acapella they had worked on that wasn't in the program.
So they sang IMAGINE by John Lennon(not very well either). During it, a couple girls started crying and threw up their hands like they were in a tent revival, which must have really turned the guy on.
So, this 450-pound redneck stands up and starts jerking it furiously in front of everyone, lamenting "where society is headed". Once he finished on the gym floor, he loudly demanded that the choir instructor lick it up as payment for his sinly transgressions.
He then went to the concession stand and went on and on about how un-American french fries are...demanding that the name on the menu be changed to "Freedom Fries".
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Rock Defender [54]
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Missed you bae.***
May 24, 2017, 11:35 AM
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110%er [5323]
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I can't quit you
May 24, 2017, 11:36 AM
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people
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Re: So there was this guy at my son's High School Choral concert
May 24, 2017, 11:38 AM
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110%er [6575]
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Re: So there was this guy at my son's High School Choral concert
May 24, 2017, 12:56 PM
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holy shid dose hands doe
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CU Medallion [54045]
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Well I didn't know he jo'ed in front of the entire gym!
May 24, 2017, 11:42 AM
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Now I'm kind of rooting for a Tiger with some sense!
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Re: Well I didn't know he jo'ed in front of the entire gym!
May 24, 2017, 11:43 AM
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tigercents
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CU Medallion [54045]
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He's got a scok loaded and ready.
May 24, 2017, 11:45 AM
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You know what I'm saying?
Well of course you do.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Doesn't everybody?
May 24, 2017, 11:47 AM
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Speaking of which, how does everyone else here distribute their scok points? You know, since you can't TU yourself multiple times in a row. I usually TU responses to mine or something I felt was really worthy, or the OP.
Am I the only one doing this?
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CU Guru [1338]
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what's a scok?
May 24, 2017, 11:48 AM
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and what are scok points?
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CU Medallion [54045]
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No scoks here.
May 24, 2017, 11:50 AM
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But I value your effort. I owe much to your generosity.
And don't think I'm not paying attention. I've noticed the work you've been putting in and others have noticed as well.
Holy chit!!! The Wire is getting to me.
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All-In [40369]
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one question
May 24, 2017, 11:47 AM
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Message was edited by: fluffhead®
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Legend [19919]
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I had no idea the tent dweller avenger was a father.
May 24, 2017, 11:51 AM
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I guess that what happens when cougars come.
Smells like freedom
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