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Satanic Sam

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Feb 15, 2023, 2:06 AM

Had whiskey sours and a toker two editing emails to my ex this evening, and as I was switching 'I'm sorry' to 'I regret' for the umpteenth time, it occurred to me that despite ReHanna's pregnantly lame halftime show, perhaps I should open my mind to musical artists who don't actually need musicians.

Or talent.

And so... I checked out Satanic Sam at the Grammy's.

Fantastically provocative in a homo-diabetic way, Sam undulated in tights, singing 'Unholy' amongst an #### of androgynous thrusting, and bereft of substance, he compensated by pronouncing verbs in strikingly Ebonic tones. Strobed blood-red, he donned a devil-horned hat and waved a trident around, snarling the last verse as if cursing his mother, and soon as lights went down, I pegged him raised Catholic for sure.

2/10

Would not watch again.
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Thanks for the review.


Feb 15, 2023, 9:23 AM

Just another failing society.

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I don't think I understood any of that.

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Feb 15, 2023, 9:26 AM

Foist of all, Y in the Eff are you writing emails to your ex?

Second of all, if you want some bad rappers to listen to, just ask me.

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Re: I don't think I understood any of that.

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Feb 15, 2023, 12:56 PM

Being a musician myself, I consider all rap to be garbage.

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My first thought was young evil


Feb 15, 2023, 12:50 PM

homo-Santa…ya know, prebeard. The febuculating Santa/elf, cage was just weird to be weird. Pop music has stunk since the turn of the millennium, anyway.

When I was a kid, old people thought Rod Stewart was the debbil…lolz.

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True but can you remind me who

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Feb 15, 2023, 12:51 PM

TF you are? Can you poast some fat beefers in here?

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Crump no likey fat beefers.***


Feb 15, 2023, 1:32 PM



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Are you calling Crump a heaumeaux***

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Feb 15, 2023, 1:41 PM



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He just don’t dig on fat beefers…or else we’d have

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Feb 15, 2023, 1:52 PM

a fat beefers board on which to post fat beefers. But we don’t. Draw your own conclusions.

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