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All-TigerNet [10400]
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Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 7:53 PM
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I got drunk on the beach and peed in the ocean so no biggie. Got to our condo and had to pee again but couldn’t stand up. Sat down on the toilet and the tip of my ##### touched the water. Freaked me out so bad since I’m not on my home toilet, I jumped up and rubbed it down with hand sanitizer. Now it won’t stop burning. What should I do?
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Orange Blooded [3362]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 7:54 PM
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You should stop drinking.
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All-TigerNet [10400]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 7:57 PM
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That’s not an option.
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Freshman [-95]
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But it’s causing u to hallucinate tho***
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:30 PM
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Walk-On [135]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:00 PM
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They have urinals in that condo? Cool! But your not suppose to sit on urinals, they are for standing. Also, you sure you weren't drunk a few nights earlier and put you ##### somewhere it wasn't suppose to be? If the "faucet" is dripping I think you need some penicillin.
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All-TigerNet [10400]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:02 PM
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It was a toilet gosh dang it and our toilet.
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Freshman [-95]
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I think you might have been laying in the tub and only
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:32 PM
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thought you were sitting on the toilet.
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Asst Coach [709]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:02 PM
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How led are you? 12 ? Go to a middle school board somewhere with this mess.
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Asst Coach [709]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
Jun 11, 2023, 8:02 PM
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All-TigerNet [10400]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:04 PM
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How about I drop an elbow on you and put you in the figure 4? I bet you wouldn’t be so mouthy then.
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Freshman [-95]
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Yep, u wasted .***
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:32 PM
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110%er [9028]
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Oculus Spirit [77007]
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Fleet enema.
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:04 PM
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CVS. You're welcome 😊
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Heisman Winner [140557]
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Picture?***
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:10 PM
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Oculus Spirit [77007]
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BH isn't afraid.
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:12 PM
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All-TigerNet [10400]
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Re: Picture?***
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:19 PM
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Freshman [-95]
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Oooo, so ur on ‘shrooms right now?
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:34 PM
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That adds up.
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Re: Picture?***
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:22 PM
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:13 PM
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Soak it in cider.
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110%er [6474]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:17 PM
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Get drunk again.
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:19 PM
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Sounds like you’ll need to cut it off.
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CU Medallion [50930]
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I clicked on every one above looking for this one
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:56 PM
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TU
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:25 PM
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Go outside face into the wind and start peeing. The wind should relieve the burning.
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:28 PM
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This thread kind of gives an entirely new twist to your username...bowlhunter?
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 8:29 PM
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Very needy….
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All-American [557]
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keep dreamin****
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Jun 11, 2023, 9:02 PM
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All-In [40100]
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Take a qtip, dip it in alcohol and go for it until just the other side cotton touches
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Jun 11, 2023, 9:22 PM
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The meatus. Spin it around 7 times and then pull it out.
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
Jun 11, 2023, 9:26 PM
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Cut the head off!! Should solve the problem
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Recruit [78]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 9:36 PM
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Obviously, you will also need to unplug the toilet drain. The water level should not be just below the rim.
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
Jun 11, 2023, 10:13 PM
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Have you considered amputation ?
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Orange Blooded [4693]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:20 PM
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Now you gone to bragging!!
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Orange Blooded [2306]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:24 PM
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I would not come here for medical advice. That’s my advice.
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Freshman [-95]
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My advice is to stop drinking and telling stories.
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:30 PM
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No way was the toilet THAT full.
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Orange Blooded [2336]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:35 PM
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Wash it with warm soapy water. Then soak it in apple cider vinegar. Then rub it down with mustard, put on a condom and leave it on overnight. You should be fine in about a week.
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Orange Blooded [3558]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 11, 2023, 10:48 PM
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This feels like a joke.
But if you’re serious, you put alcohol on your ####.
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All-In [26022]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
Jun 11, 2023, 10:54 PM
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Yeah Chris, that toilet would have to be overflowing !!
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All-TigerNet [10400]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
Jun 12, 2023, 7:07 AM
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Why can’t I see who’s giving me TD’s on these posts?
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CU Medallion [52927]
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 12, 2023, 7:29 AM
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Here's a hint.....starts with a new and ends with a nan.
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110%er [9028]
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best treatment is a 60 grit flap disc on an angle grinder***
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Jun 12, 2023, 7:36 AM
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Re: Need TNet medical advice
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Jun 12, 2023, 7:58 AM
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Isn't there an old joke about a woman who goes to the doctor, and after her examination, she says to the doc, "I have a question that doesn't relate to me, but whenever my husband sits on the toilet, his thing gets wet. What can he do?" With that the doctor said, "I really don't have an answer, but I sure do envy the son-of-a-gun!"
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Legend [16375]
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Leeches have fallen out of favor with the woke AMA,
Jun 12, 2023, 7:59 AM
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but they are still an excellent modality for local anticoagulation and perfusion of vulnerable microvasculature. Pop a few on and get all in your symbiotic feels, señor.
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