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MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 16, 2023, 7:56 AM
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When Cristobal fires up his grill,
He cares for his entrée until
It’s perfectly done,
Then burns it for fun,
And Dwayne Johnson picks up the bill.
Seems pretty dysfunctional, Canes.
TIGERS 40 CANES 17
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 16, 2023, 8:04 AM
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The Jackets went down to South Beach
And fought really hard, using each
Of their low-level players
As Hurricane slayers.
Competing this week? That’s a reach.
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Miami's lost 2 in a row
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Oct 16, 2023, 10:41 AM
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Jackets and Holes were good foes
Just take a knee
and then you'll see
Your losses won't pile up like snow.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 16, 2023, 4:53 PM
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The turnover chain has long passed.
What’s much, much more likely to last
Is all the futility
The lack of humility
Has brought to the ever-outclassed.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 16, 2023, 6:48 PM
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THE SCORE MAY NOT GET OUT OF REACH,
AS THE TIGERS HEAD DOWN TO SOUTH BEACH,
BUT, THE GOOD GUYS WILL WIN,
I THINK 26-10,
FOR THE DEFENSE, A LESSON TO TEACH!!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 17, 2023, 12:09 PM
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I’ve wondered at times if the Canes
Are somehow enjoying the pains
Of underachievement -
There’s not much bereavement
For how long they’ve circled the drains.
It’s been YEARS since anybody of consequence was leery of playing y’all.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 19, 2023, 1:06 AM
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I MUST WARN THAT I HAVE A CONFESSION,
THAT I BATTLE A CLEMSON OBSESSION,
AND THE MORE THAT I FIGHT IT,
THERE'S JUST NOTHING SHALL RIGHT IT,
BUT A VICTORY IN OUR POSSESSION!!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 19, 2023, 6:36 AM
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Go ask Calle Ocho - it’s real.
Latinos, in general, feel
That flashy “Da U”
Does not rep them true -
Choose Tigers. ¡We’ll win, then pernil!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pernil
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 19, 2023, 10:17 AM
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AFTER HITTING AN OFFENSIVE WALL,
THE TIGERS ARE READY TO BALL,
THEY'VE HAD TWO WEEKS TO PREP,
GET SOME GRIND IN THEIR STEP,
SO MIAMI, GET READY TO FALL!!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 19, 2023, 10:36 AM
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In Clemson, they're gearing to fight,
Miami's coming, oh, what a sight!
Miami's coach, a big blunder,
Made fans start to wonder,
Running the clock—what a fright!
Dabo said with a wink in his eye,
"Ninety-eight point 5 percent, we'll reach for the sky,
But one point five percent,
They might feel discontent,
As we beat Miami, oh so spry!"
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 19, 2023, 1:41 PM
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My Tnetting’s rather crepuscular,
But here’s a noon thought: the majuscular
U in “The U” -
Does that have to do
With “Uninspired” play that’s non-muscular?
If so, I totally get it.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 19, 2023, 8:46 PM
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Of all the magnanimous things
That Mario Cristobal brings,
The one that’s the best
Is how he is blessed
With helping opponents get rings.
Mighty big of ye, Mayrio.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 19, 2023, 10:00 PM
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You almost have to feel sorry for the Canes
Against the Bees, their coach just lost his brains
Why couldn't he see
To just take a knee
After your third straight loss, there's nothing but pains!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 20, 2023, 8:19 AM
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Miami’s a place to go party,
But tired, sluggish Canes will be tardy.
They’ll show up too late -
We’ll be at the gate
To bounce ‘em from their own back yard-y.
Let the demoralization begin!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
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Oct 20, 2023, 9:28 AM
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MIAMI'S JUST NORTH OF THE KEYS,
AND THEIR END-ZONE WE HAVE TO GO SIEZE,
SO, THE TIGERS WILL WIN IT,
CAUSE THE CANES CAN'T DEFEN-IT,
AND OUR OFFENSE COMES BACK FROM THE FREEZE!!
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 21, 2023, 8:44 AM
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In 12 hours time, it goes down.
We’ve come to take over your town,
Deflate your thug ego,
And spank you as we go
Advance toward the ACC crown.
If you need a trauma counselor, give Al Golden a call.
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Re: MIAMI WEEK LIMERICKS
Oct 21, 2023, 2:21 PM
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They know their success is a scam-y.
Their hands are all shaking and clammy,
And they’re too fixated
On anticipated
Defeat. This is modern Miami.
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