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CU Medallion [66085]
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Lollers at "winning" anything against your wife
Mar 1, 2022, 2:10 PM
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I mean, she owns the ####### keys to the #####, you don't ever "win" anything
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I dunno man, I own the keys to the boat
Mar 1, 2022, 2:18 PM
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As someone who currently has a 2.5 year old, I'm not sure I really care if I ever get vagene again....I'd give it up forever just for the ability to walk out the door on a Saturday morning at my own leisure with my cooler and disappear for a few hours.
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If I ever get that way, take me out to the pasture and put
Mar 1, 2022, 2:37 PM
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a bullet in me.
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All-In [40656]
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This is it
Mar 1, 2022, 2:43 PM
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If I ever get to the point where I said I will give up ptang for ANYTHING... call the police.
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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CU Medallion [64837]
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What if they were serving a bro-brunch with extra HungryJACK
Mar 1, 2022, 2:59 PM
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on said boat?
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Oculus Spirit [79429]
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I think that's been evident for awhile. Didn't your diddy
Mar 1, 2022, 3:42 PM
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teach you not to put the pooty on a pedestal?
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All-In [40656]
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Nothing is on a pedastal
Mar 1, 2022, 4:11 PM
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I just really like having intercourse with women. Difference in that and bending over backwards to get it.
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Letterman [288]
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Re: I dunno man, I own the keys to the boat
Mar 1, 2022, 7:54 PM
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This man speaks the truth. I look forward for the day that I drop the boat in the water and it stays for awhile. That way when I come home from work I can go fish or cruise or just go sit In the middle of the lake and cut the engine off and sit in silence.
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Letterman [288]
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Re: I dunno man, I own the keys to the boat
Mar 1, 2022, 7:54 PM
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This man speaks the truth. I look forward for the day that I drop the boat in the water and it stays for awhile. That way when I come home from work I can go fish or cruise or just go sit In the middle of the lake and cut the engine off and sit in silence.
I have a 14 month old so that’s why it applies
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All-In [29879]
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We're all the Gamecocks in this situation...
Mar 1, 2022, 3:53 PM
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Up against Clemson historically. We'll get a few small victories here and there, and we'll crow about it obnoxiously, but deep down, we know we're staring down seven more losses in a row.
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Re: We're all the Gamecocks in this situation...
Mar 1, 2022, 6:47 PM
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Wow. Very wise.
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Hall of Famer [22336]
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nah man... they only get that kind of control if you allow it.....
Mar 1, 2022, 7:17 PM
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"Hey big guy, wanna fool around?"
"Sure babe... but not right now, Bama at LSU is about to come on."
Remember, they want it as bad as you do. They just enjoy watching you beg for it.
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