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Legend [16378]
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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
Sep 14, 2020, 7:58 AM
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They don’t often headline big thrillers, And, Lord knows, they aren’t good punt drillers (!), But give ‘em their due! They‘re one of the two Most capable in-state Coot killers!
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2020, 8:24 AM
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C I T A D E L Lets beat the Dog's down like # e ! ! Send them back to the coast with their mascot looking like a piece of toast!
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2020, 12:35 PM
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Keep up with the Citadel much? They love their knob-hazing and such, So they should respect Our plan to reject Their pleas to “let up” and “not touch.”
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2020, 12:43 PM
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The Citadel Now There Is A School Who Hopes The FB Team Will Be Cool They Play Clemson Next Week A Big Win They Do Seek But The Tigers Will Make Them all Drool!
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2020, 1:15 PM
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After an opening loss to Scott and the Bulls, The Citadel comes to Clemson their anticipation full. The teams will be ready, Clemson's course will remain steady, The visitors trip home will not be delightful.
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2020, 2:02 PM
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The Bulldogs will show up to bite, But they will find Saturday night To be a bit taxing. With starters relaxing, We’ll send out the 3rd string to fight.
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2020, 5:27 PM
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They say that the field may be wet From all of the rain that we‘ll get. If side-to-side cuts Cause slipping and ruts, We might have to pass more. We’re set!
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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 14, 2020, 7:40 PM
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The announcers will be "Looogs", Wood and Shroff. They'll surely praise, not daring to scoff. As Joseph runs deep Chuck-town Dawgs do weep While our "Mane Man" drops the dime aloft..
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2020, 9:16 AM
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The blue bulldogs are coming again To the Valley, where they're hoping to win That sounds like a hoot But we ain't the Coots We will massacre them in the end
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2020, 10:52 AM
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Take sev’ral traditions that bore ya, Add militaristic euphoria, Plus athletes who try But don’t rate that high - That’s basically Citadel for ya.
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2020, 3:27 PM
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Meanwhile, to our north-by-northwest, The great Ryan Day doth protest His conf’rence’s stance - The Bucks have no chance To meet and get beat by the best!
It’s for th31r own g00d, y’all...
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2020, 9:09 PM
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Attention! You corps of cadets! You’re slated to settle your debts And serve Uncle Sam! This PT exam Adversity’s gold standard sets!
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The bulldogs will give it their best,
Sep 15, 2020, 9:29 PM
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But they'll go down in defeat like the rest. They'll try for a gain, But will only get pain, And their whipping will be hard to digest.
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Oculus Spirit [79439]
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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 15, 2020, 9:42 PM
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Summerall Guards, a silent drill platoon, Makes most who try resemble a cartoon. They will not be here As Covid is near. Maybe they'll share their precision soon?
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2020, 6:36 AM
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Death Valley is where we will meet ‘em. It’s not just that we’re gonna beat ‘em - We’ll tender their fat more And pound ‘em out flat for The Oculus. It’s gonna eat ‘em!
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 16, 2020, 2:03 PM
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Oh goodie! Here comes the Big 10! They’re gonna play football again! Their darlings, the Nuts, Will soon get their butts Shellacked. Their resolve’s paper thin.
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Roses are Red and El Cid has no luck
Sep 16, 2020, 2:05 PM
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and they suck and they are ghey squared
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
Sep 16, 2020, 2:17 PM
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I guess their whole year’s not a goner? There’s not a consistent thread on ‘er! Disparate responses! Their conf’rence ensconces Itself in ideals, but not honor.
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There once were some bulldawgs from Charleston,
Sep 16, 2020, 4:37 PM
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Who had grilled some chickens to carbon. But when the came to the Upstate, They met a very diff'rent fate, Now they were the victims of arson.
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
Sep 16, 2020, 5:10 PM
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A Citadel player named Gus Put up an incredible fuss On hearing that we Opponents would be - He’s too scared to get on the bus.
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
Sep 17, 2020, 4:58 PM
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You’d like to show up with a bang And do a miraculous thang, But don’t get excited. Although you‘re invited, No team in the country can hang…
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CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 17, 2020, 5:57 PM
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Down the Hill we will Streak with a swag, Their strength, their speed behind us does lag. Defeat will be quick The pups will be sick, They'll depart with a money filled bag.
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
Sep 18, 2020, 6:41 AM
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The skies have ceased dumping their water, The summer has ceased being hotter, And now it comes due For Bulldogs in blue To turn into Oculus fodder.
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
Sep 18, 2020, 7:01 AM
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The Bucks are their darling for sure. Their motives for Playoff aren’t pure, But if they get in, They’ll wish they had been At home waiting out COVID’s cure...
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
Sep 18, 2020, 1:21 PM
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I still can’t believe it’s this way, But Gamechickens won’t have to pay Their suck-dues this year, So we’re gonna steer Another direction, Coach Day...
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Re: CITADEL WEEK LIMERICKS (including B1G bashing)
Sep 18, 2020, 5:29 PM
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It’s not a huge reach to conceive That Bulldog footspeed might achieve A greater velocity Than those high-viscosity Buckeyes, from whom glory we thieve...
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