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All-In [34486]
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Does anyone else have a problem with weener drippage?
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:24 PM
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One or two shakes doesn't do it anymore. I have to squeeze the peepee out from the bottom of the shaft like I'm emptying a tube of toothpaste in order to not get too much dribble on my pants.
When I'm wearing my duck heads or patagucci britches, the material is thick enough to not wick it to the front and it stays hidden.
If I'm wearing some cheap britches or slacks it becomes highly apparent that i have dribbled myself. Embarrassing. How many times do people buy the excuse that I've just spilled coffee on my pants.
I thought about saying that I've busted a nut in my britches to save face. Is my peepee too small?
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All-In [46869]
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Same here. Need to start doing Kegels.***
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:26 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Hard to argue with this advice
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:57 PM
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All-In [43002]
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Only on days when I pee.***
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:27 PM
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Re: Does anyone else have a problem with weener drippage?
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:27 PM
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I only have that problem when I don’t wear underwear.
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Yes
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:28 PM
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yes
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PRO TIP: Don't use runny chili or overload it with mustard***
Mar 21, 2023, 2:22 PM
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Hall of Famer [21277]
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Pro (just the) tip...
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:29 PM
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Start at your taint and work through your bawlsack then down your shaft.
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CU Medallion [56183]
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^^^This guy pisses.***
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:31 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79453]
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Yep, sounds like he isn't getting all of his peepee out of
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:34 PM
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his ########. It's important to make sure it's drained!
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Heisman Winner [105718]
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Ahh, the ole post-pizz self love method
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:47 PM
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#Samesies
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All-In [34486]
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I do that. press upwards on the shaft
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:52 PM
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through my ######## on the back and just work my way forward slowly
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Re: Does anyone else have a problem with weener drippage?
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:29 PM
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Probably have prostate cancer
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That's chlamydia, bruh.***
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:31 PM
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All-In [46869]
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False. It's only chlamydia if it burns***
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:33 PM
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Re: Does anyone else have a problem with weener drippage?
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:33 PM
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bengaline it’s your time to shine buddy
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Try squeezing your ballzack real hard after you urinate
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:35 PM
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like you're trying to squeeze a fresh cut orange to make orange juice.
Because of course as we all know, pee is stored in the ballz.
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Re: Try squeezing your ballzack real hard after you urinate
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:36 PM
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Or just flick your balls a couple good hard times
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Re: Try squeezing your ballzack real hard after you urinate
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:39 PM
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1. Shave half of your bawls.
2. Set the other half on fire.
3. As the crabs flee the burning forest, you stab them with an ice pick.
4. Put milk in the freezer.
5. Profit
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only when it escapes the britches and hangs down to the knee***
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:37 PM
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Heisman Winner [119813]
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One pic
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:39 PM
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All-In [47811]
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Welp.
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:48 PM
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That one is not designed for drips, rather full blown incontinence.
But if it works for you, well...
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Heisman Winner [119813]
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Not for me, for stubborn
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:55 PM
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No leak worries, just whizz on a whim..
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Depends.
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:45 PM
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I actually worked on a product just for the small drippers (not full blown inco). It looks like a condom but not as snug with an absorbent pad in the distal end. It was called Idle Hands and was designed to be removable/reuseable during the day.
Not sure he ever commercialized it but it was a novel idea for this problem.
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Those are very similar but a competitor to Idle Hands
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:59 PM
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MDP did win the Hygienix Innovation Award in 2020, an industry award that covers diapers, adult inco and period products among other things.
Those are a bit bulkier than what I worked on,, but a good product.
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For too long I have suffered in silence with this affliction
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:47 PM
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Thank you for your bravery in bringing it to the forefront. You are not alone brother.
I can shake that lizard until it's dead, but nevertheless, it always seems to give me one last watery death rattle as I pants back up.
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I won't suffer in silence any more***
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:53 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79453]
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So what's the protocol for when this happens? Do you try to
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Mar 21, 2023, 2:09 PM
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wipe dry with a paper towel, or splash some water around your groin to make it look like it happened when you were washing your hands? Paper towel can be dangerous, they will leave debris on your hands/pants making it look like you JO'ed in the bathroom. Somewhere along the line somebody let me wife in on that little secret, that if you see a dude with TP/paper towels stuck to his fingers he probably just got done JOing. I assume it's not the well kept secret I always thought it was.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Put on my pull over which comes down below the crotch of my
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Mar 21, 2023, 2:25 PM
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pants. The material that mountain khaki communter pants, or whatever they're called now, is lightweight and dries super fast.
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Oculus Spirit [97807]
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This is a problem for all old farts.
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Mar 21, 2023, 1:57 PM
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I have to shake, then relax, then squeeze out a few more drops, then shake again. It's a laborious process that takes a good 10 extra seconds, but if I don't do that, I get the dreaded pants-leakage.
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I have never felt both so seen and so unalone
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Mar 21, 2023, 9:35 PM
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This is a great day on here.
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If I am in a hurry or in public wearing khakis
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Mar 21, 2023, 2:01 PM
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then yes, I #### myself almost every time.
At my house when nobody is around and it doesn't matter, zero problems at all. Seems like I have an embarrassing wiener for more than 1 reason, nomsaying?
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Lot o points [163012]
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Yeh, when in a hurry, I forget to let the last drops drain
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Mar 21, 2023, 2:29 PM
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and they find their way out pretty quickly. Really pisses me off.
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Same here - after you think you're done, you just have to
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Mar 21, 2023, 2:11 PM
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relax a couple of seconds like you're about to shove it back in your pants. This tricks the #####, and last little bit of pee will trickle out - then shake a few times and you should be safe...
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Re: Does anyone else have a problem with weener drippage?
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Mar 21, 2023, 2:22 PM
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Oculus Spirit [93786]
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You should just go ahead and squat.
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Mar 21, 2023, 4:16 PM
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Get it over with.
I'm holding out as long as I can but at times I get to thinking about something other than peeing when I'm peeing so when I remember I'm peeing I realize I didn't finish before my bladder was emptied.
Are you simply getting distracted or have I fallen into another bad habit? I don't remember ever having to concentrate to pee before, maybe I won't have long before I'm squatting too.
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Lot o points [163012]
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I squat in the middle of the night
Mar 21, 2023, 5:48 PM
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so I don't have to turn on the light.
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My brother, let me show you the light.
Mar 21, 2023, 10:04 PM
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My wife got this for the men for Christmas as a mostly gag gift, but blessed be if this thing is not the tits. No more Sophie's choice of urinating on the floor, or temporary blindness from turning on the light. The motion sensor is solid, and the AAs last a good long time. I don't think our cleaning lady is a fan but...a man's gotta pee.
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Re: Does anyone else have a problem with weener drippage?
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Mar 21, 2023, 9:12 PM
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Remember to run the faucet while your peeing to maintain the flow til your bladder is empty.
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