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Tonight, We Dine.
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Tonight, We Dine.


Oct 8, 2020, 9:58 AM

Gator Fest 2020

'Member this feller? 12'7', 521 lbs., and held the Lake Moultrie record...for a week. At which point a 13'9" gator was pulled.




Anyway, fran who was on the hunt got 65 lbs. of tail meat in various forms, so tonight's menu:

Charcuterie/cheese/crackers
Gator sausage
Gator and roasted corn queso

Chicken-fried gator
Mashed taters
Cream pepper gravy
French beans

Dessert Course: bourbon

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You at back left? Starting to show some age.***


Oct 8, 2020, 10:39 AM



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'taint me in any of the pics.***


Oct 8, 2020, 10:55 AM



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I think I get josephg's line of reasoning


Oct 8, 2020, 1:57 PM

cargo shorts = 19B®

it's an honest mistake

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Fuckyou 19B.


Oct 8, 2020, 10:42 AM

Fuckyou indeed.

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Re: Fuckyou 19B.


Oct 8, 2020, 10:47 AM



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MauldinT, where are you???


I love him.


Oct 8, 2020, 10:54 AM

I’m just jelly.

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To hell with Cordray's


Oct 8, 2020, 10:51 AM

they are lousy tippers.

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They're great at processing venison.


Oct 8, 2020, 11:30 AM

From what I hear, they will skin and process an alligator for free, assuming you leave them the hide to sell. Can any Juan confirm that?

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Re: To hell with Cordray's


Oct 8, 2020, 1:52 PM [ in reply to To hell with Cordray's ]

The better you dance the better we tip.

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Hey you tall drink of water...


Oct 8, 2020, 1:57 PM

16 years? Where you been all my life.

And where are the required photographs of tiddies?

You’ve been around long enough to know the rules. We need tiddies more than punchlines!

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Re: Hey you tall drink of water...


Oct 8, 2020, 7:35 PM

I lurk at lunch, but not for 16 years. Mainly just HoF posts. I miss the lbod days, but can't catch a banning after like 3 posts.

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Is what just happen what I think just happened ?


Oct 8, 2020, 1:59 PM [ in reply to Re: To hell with Cordray's ]

Yo, aero




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Nah, back when gas was expensive those jokerswould


Oct 8, 2020, 2:46 PM

order up some food then tip like $2-$3 bucks on the delivery. Problem was, they were about 23 miles round trip so I lost money on that mess. That should have been a $10 tip that the big boss paid anyway.

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Re: Nah, back when gas was expensive those jokerswould


Oct 8, 2020, 7:13 PM

Where did you deliver from? Typically it's a huge order, for all the employees, so a pretty big bill. Anybody that makes it out all that way usually gets hooked up pretty good.

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Re: Nah, back when gas was expensive those jokerswould


Oct 8, 2020, 7:13 PM [ in reply to Nah, back when gas was expensive those jokerswould ]

Where did you deliver from? Typically it's a huge order, for all the employees, so a pretty big bill. Anybody that makes it out all that way usually gets hooked up pretty good.

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Re: Tonight, We Dine.


Oct 8, 2020, 10:59 AM

One of the strangest atypical deer I have ever seen! I am not aware of any predators for adult gators other than humans. I have no personal interest in gator hunting, but am glad the state was able to build up our gator numbers to a point where they now are. A point where they need careful management--ie-harvesting--ie--killing. Congratulations on a huge gator! People forget that man is part of the ecosystem and is an apex predator. These gator hunts are heavily regulated by the DNR and culling the gators is an important part of overall wildlife management. If one believes in science, I do, then a totally hands off approach to wildlife is difficult to defend. Congratulations again!

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Re: Tonight, We Dine.


Oct 8, 2020, 11:02 AM

7 spots you totally got me!

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They're like any other wildlife/game population where


Oct 8, 2020, 11:10 AM [ in reply to Re: Tonight, We Dine. ]

there's also human density. If you look at the closeup head pic, you can see that most of his teeth are rotted, and when the incisors/canines go, it will no longer be able to hunt and would slowly starve to death.

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Save me a trip to google


Oct 8, 2020, 11:13 AM

wdf is charcuterie? Or at least what is it translated to spanish?

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Cute little sculptures made of charcoal.


Oct 8, 2020, 11:14 AM

Duh.

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Cured meats and cheeses. And they throw in some other


Oct 8, 2020, 11:24 AM [ in reply to Save me a trip to google ]

stuff like fruits and veggies to distract you from the fact that the only thing you care about is cured meats and cheeses.



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Re: Cured meats and cheeses. And they throw in some other


Oct 8, 2020, 2:01 PM

See I'm going to have to disagree with you here big fella. Nobody will argue the supremacy of the cured meats, and the cheese is where your best $$ is spent... but...

The accoutrements make or break the charcuterie board for me. Simple flavors and textures that in concert become something else entirely. A luscious triple creme with black mission figs. A stinky roquefort drizzled with honey. A tantalizing aged firm goat's milk cheese with marcona almonds.

Anyone can throw some lomo and a baguette on a board. The artistry and the finesse come in the selection and artful presentation of the adornments.

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That was more about things like, say, raw veggies.


Oct 8, 2020, 2:37 PM

Pickle that stuff, and it lands on the same plane as the cured meats and cheeses. And don't just pickle it...you gotta pickle it WELL.

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Re: That was more about things like, say, raw veggies.


Oct 8, 2020, 2:41 PM

I would 100% eat your pickle

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can we all come?***


Oct 8, 2020, 11:18 AM



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Just because he eats and drinks better than us...


Oct 8, 2020, 11:23 AM

Doesn’t mean he gets to decide who can and cannot ###.

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Had some gator a couple nights ago, at Private Property in


Oct 8, 2020, 7:22 PM

Lexington, just an appetizer, but it was good. First time since a "sampler platter" at John Paul's Armadillo in Gville or whatever it was called. I forget, but they had bison and all sorts of crazy chit.

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smoking cigarettes and writing something nasty on the wall


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