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A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2019, 11:04 PM
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Put Reveille on a strong leader, ‘Cause Saturday you’re gonna need her To stay by your side And not run and hide, Unless you want Tigers to eat her.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2019, 11:08 PM
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Rehearsals for yelling are hard - Be on your laryngeal guard! Your team, though, ain’t prepped. In fact, they’re inept If Etienne wants to go yard...
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 3:46 AM
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Ags coming to Clemson this week To exact the revenge that they seek You’ve nowhere to hide When our team hits its stride And your 1-1 record will reek.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 7:24 AM
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My friend, I’m delighted you’ve come - The poetry’s silly to some. Although y’all will leave with A big loss to grieve with, At least I can tell you ain’t dumb.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 10:36 PM
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My friend, I’m delighted you’ve come - The poetry’s silly to some. Although y’all will leave with A big loss to grieve with, At least I can tell you ain’t dumb.
My friend, I’m delighted you’ve come - The poetry’s silly to some. Although y’all will leave with A big loss to grieve with, At least I can tell you ain’t dumb. i like it- back atcha!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2019, 11:12 PM
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Coach Jimbo used to visit from Talley He had some rough times in Death Valley He’ll be back again But wont leave with a grin Because Dabo’s Tigers will rally
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2019, 11:16 PM
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I think all your quirky tradition Makes great college football addition! We got us one, too, and It’s called “beating you and All others at ev’ry position.”
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2019, 11:24 PM
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What sound does a real Aggie make? (I’m asking ‘cause I didn’t take A course in farm-talking) Will we hear some squawking When Tigers make Kellen’s boots quake?
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 2, 2019, 11:28 PM
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I see you’re respectfully ranked. We’ll make sure you’re properly thanked Once we win the Playoff And get the big payoff Since you’ll be a big ‘un we’ve spanked!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 5:32 AM
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The SEC West veneration Must honor this big limitation: There lies, to the east, A great, orange beast - The deadliest team in the nation…
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Roses are Red and Texas A&M
Sep 3, 2019, 5:34 AM
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 7:08 AM
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Our line will give Trevor the time, So there is no reason or rhyme In claiming D-backs Can quell our attacks, Unless they have ladders to climb...?
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 7:46 AM
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That team from College Station thinks they are great They'll soon learn it's a mistake Our D's too fast Can't stop our pass And they will realize we aren't Texas State.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 7:51 AM
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Though we employ multiple factors That make us good beatdown exacters, Suffice it to say You’ll have a bad day. You’ll have a good cry on your tractors.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 8:21 AM
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Yes, Mond is a chore to defend, But end upon defensive end Will blow through your blocks And clamp down the locks. Our trainers have ice packs to lend...
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Why do most SEC teams wear maroon ?
Sep 3, 2019, 9:05 AM
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Why did they take our beloved balloons ? I asked dear Maggie What is an Aggie ? That ol hurricane can bring a monsoon.
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Re: Why do most SEC teams wear maroon ?
Sep 3, 2019, 9:42 AM
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It brings out the red in their eyes, Which flares up when teams they despise, Like little ol’ Clemson, Deliver all thems an Extended butt-whoopin’ demise.
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The Aggies from Texas are coming,
Sep 3, 2019, 10:40 AM
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and on their trip home they'll certainly be bumming. They'll have a good time pre-game, But the outcome will be the same. And for three weeks Tiger Rag they'll be humming.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 10:52 AM
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Working the sidelines, our friend Holly Rowe, Joining in the booth, Todd and McDonough. They'll praise the s e c, More that it should be Won't matter one bit, the Aggies still blow!!!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 12:56 PM
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For Jimbo’s return to Death Valley, Our offense won’t dilly nor dally - The score will be run-up And we’ll keep rank “1” up. It’s just like when he coached in Tally.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 4:41 PM
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You bought a new white leisure suit, Put “A&M” on it, to boot, And flew way out here, Your winners to cheer - Did you mistake us for a Coot?
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 7:41 PM
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It’s not just enough to be good - You need to be well understood. This week, for example, You’ll get a good sample: We won’t beat you bad as we could.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 9:10 PM
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I’m ready for this game, by golly. I’ll be there by car, train, or trolley. To win is our fate, And I cannot wait To make mince meat out of that collie.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 9:26 PM
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I promise, as God is my witness (And I’ll probably need some forgiveness) That without any tarry, We’ll be like Ron Cherry And painfully give them da bidness.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 9:36 PM
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Our Tigers are the best in the nation And here comes that team from College Station Our Tigers attack Aggies get whacked The SEC suffers another Clemson domination!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 9:43 PM
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The Aggies are pretty good, we know that But they can't handle our big Cats! They give it their all, But finally they fall, Our Tigers are winners in this week's brawl.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 9:48 PM
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Trevor Lawrence will be slingin' it, And Etienne will be bringin' it The Aggies can't survive We'll skin 'em alive! And once again, our Tigers will be winning it!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 10:13 PM
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Now these Aggies are makin' us sick Sayin' Clemson's backside they will kick. To each A&M braggart - "We are NOT led by TAGGART!" Don't believe me? The go & ask NICK!!
(If I win, I'll take the steak knives or the TUs behind Door #1)
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 10:19 PM
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"A Death Valley win - guaranteed!" Said the dumb Texas Aggie hayseed... Time to teach you a lesson - Lads don't EVER be messin' - It's Aggies on whom Tigers feed!
(If I win, I'll take the steak knives or the TUs behind Door #2)
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 10:24 PM
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Jimbo left FSU with an itch, With those millions he'd be SUPER rich! But his team's talkin' trash - And when Aggies we smash - Will the 12th Man pull Jim from the ditch?
(If I win, I'll take the steak knives or the TUs behind Door #3)
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We're competing for prizes now?? Guess I'll have to try &
Sep 3, 2019, 10:21 PM
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come up with a good one!!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 10:15 PM
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With Travis and Trevor, Higgins and Ross, We'll show the Aggies, who's the boss! They put up a fight But on this night We'll send 'em back to Texas with a loss!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 10:35 PM
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Who's that Aggie, who's doing the braggin'? Stop your yappin', or you'll soon be gaggin' You guaranteed a win But much to your chagrin You'll be heading home, with your tails a draggin'
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 10:37 PM
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Lest we forget from whence Jimbo beget, That school which thrashed us in the 90's.
Now it's our turn to make him feel the burn, and thoroughly whip A&M hinies!!!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 3, 2019, 11:15 PM
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Dabo knows what Jimbo don't Our Tigers will win, his Aggies won't! Jimbo will be shocked His Aggies get rocked! Their trip to Clemson goes for naught!
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There once were some Aggies from Tejas,
Sep 4, 2019, 7:38 AM
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Who came to give Clemson their first loss, With a coach racketeer, And traditions quite queer, But no answer for Trav, Tee, or Ross.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2019, 7:47 AM
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It’s true that at Kyle Field it’s loud, But Jimbo knows not to get proud. We’re gonna keep scoring And fans won’t stop roaring - We’re CFB’s craziest crowd.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2019, 1:43 PM
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From pundits, I’ve recently learned That Clemson should be quite concerned. “A done deal,” they say! I’m sorry. No way. Our backups will still leave them burned.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2019, 5:39 PM
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I’m fillin’ my truck up with gas And I see an Aggie fan pass - “Hey, Gig ‘Em,” he shouted. I, then, quickly spouted, “A street legal mower? That’s class!”
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2019, 8:00 PM
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Their mascot is an Aggie Me thinks it’s a little faggy But if the Aggie is slow roasted Meat’ll fall off like glass that’s busted And Tigers will prove the SEC is crappy.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2019, 8:10 PM
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They have cadets in a corps But we’ll show em once more The guy Jimbo you see Cannot win in Death Valley After we spank them like a $20 #####
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 4, 2019, 9:30 PM
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I’m taking a giant or’nge fork To troll ev’ry white-suited dork - Inscribed thereupon Shall be, “What a con! The best kind of barbecue’s PORK!”
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2019, 8:20 AM
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Their “swagger” - I’m laughing in stitches! The A&M trash talking switches Tomorrow to shame. Their Collie we’ll tame And we’ll see their “accident” britches.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2019, 10:44 AM
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The game will start a little bit laggy the A&M offense will be a little naggy But Our defense is good Our offense lays the wood and it won't be a good day to be an Aggie!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2019, 12:57 PM
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The hand wringing isn’t well founded. The reason why Vegas is drownded In buckets o’ dough Is they rarely go Away from where sure bets are grounded.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2019, 1:12 PM
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The upset alert’s for the birds. These cow-bangers leaving their herds And coming to town Are going to drown In seas of their own on-field turds.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2019, 2:32 PM
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Midnight to practice your yell Is probably all good and well. But losing that sleep By not counting sheep Will cost you at opening bell.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2019, 2:51 PM
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The Dorian damage is serious - All hurricane paths are mysterious. Want something more certain? You’re ‘bout to be hurtin’ And Mond will feel mighty delirious.
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 6, 2019, 3:40 PM
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It’s 24 hours ‘til kickoff. Let’s keep letting media tickoff This Clemson back seven! Throw pray’rs up to heaven - We’re ready for pick after pickoff!
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Re: A&M WEEK LIMERICKS
Sep 7, 2019, 7:52 AM
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Get up, boys - it’s time to get ROWDY. These clowns will leave Tigertown pouty Once we do our thangs And sink in our fangs - Our CFP path ain’t real cloudy...
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