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All-In [40657]
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3 Months
May 26, 2017, 8:58 AM
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Till all my independence in life is gone.
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Rock Defender [54]
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No. It takes 9 months for that to happen.***
May 26, 2017, 8:59 AM
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All-In [40369]
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Pregnancy is 10 months homie***
May 26, 2017, 9:40 AM
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Rock Defender [54]
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Cooking them longer does not make them smarter.***
May 26, 2017, 9:43 AM
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Walk-On [129]
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IKR
May 26, 2017, 9:50 AM
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just ask Hitler
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All-In [29076]
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Are you living together already or nah?***
May 26, 2017, 9:02 AM
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All-In [40657]
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Living in sin, you mean?
May 26, 2017, 9:15 AM
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Absolutely.
But I still have kinda run things (read: she lets me think I run things)
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All-In [29076]
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Life will not change much then for the most part
May 26, 2017, 9:19 AM
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at least it did not for me.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Re: Life will not change much then for the most part
May 26, 2017, 9:33 AM
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Oculus Spirit [97950]
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Troof.
May 26, 2017, 11:56 AM
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Just be sure you follow my advice given before on the matter.
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Heisman Winner [105954]
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Think of all the sex you will have. ALL OF IT.
May 26, 2017, 9:03 AM
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lulz
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Get ready for "I was gonna give you a BJ last nite but I
May 26, 2017, 9:07 AM
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fell asleep." (my wife this morning)
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All-In [46919]
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Yeah I get the "I wanted sex last night but fell asleep"
May 26, 2017, 9:08 AM
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they usual lock that #### up after
"##### you ain't got to be awake"
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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It's not rape if you're married
May 26, 2017, 9:10 AM
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#science
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All-In [46919]
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No no no,
May 26, 2017, 9:12 AM
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it goes
"it's not rape if you use lube"
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All-In [46919]
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Quick Relevant Question:
May 26, 2017, 9:14 AM
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Had a girl who just got out of a marriage due to "marriage rape" and she wanted to schecks me. Turning her down was a good thing right?
She had like Double E's.
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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To properly judge
May 26, 2017, 9:30 AM
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I'll need pigs
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All-In [40657]
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All-In [46919]
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You're ###### before getting ######.
May 26, 2017, 9:16 AM
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You're pre ######
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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Oculus Spirit [97950]
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110%er [5323]
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I'm probably less than a year behind you
May 26, 2017, 9:11 AM
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i've already got SheVindicator's mom telling me where I can get great prices on diamonds.
:/
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110%er [6575]
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Re: I'm probably less than a year behind you
May 26, 2017, 9:17 AM
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diamonds direct duh
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All-In [46919]
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Amazon***
May 26, 2017, 9:18 AM
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110%er [5323]
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All-In [29076]
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For that price a full carat will probably be yellow and full
May 26, 2017, 9:21 AM
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of inclusions.
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Heisman Winner [105954]
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Canary yellow is in style, Monica.***
May 26, 2017, 9:24 AM
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110%er [5323]
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Walk-On [129]
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Pigs of mom?***
May 26, 2017, 9:34 AM
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All-In [40657]
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DO NOT SEEK MOMS ADVICE
May 26, 2017, 9:38 AM
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Right now it seems great. Hey, mom is trying to cut me a deal. How nice of her.
Then daughter gets ring. Sees its yellow and shaped like a turd.
"But your moms liked it, baby"
Then you intentionally pitted yourself in the middle of the biggest cat fight of mom and daughters life and you are the bad guy to both of them.
From moms side: "he blamed me for picking out a turd shaped yellow ring"
From daughters side: "he blamed my mom for picking out a turd shaped yellow ring AND got me a turd shaped yellow ring"
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All-In [29076]
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This ^^^
May 26, 2017, 9:41 AM
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You want what your girl wants not what her mom wants. Ask mom about birthday presents and favorite ##### positions, but do not get her advice for the diamond. Either it needs to be 100% you picking it out for her because that's special or let her have some input.
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All-In [46919]
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Look for the three C's
May 26, 2017, 9:23 AM
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Color, Clarity, Carrots.
Women can tell the first two. If you get a 3 carrot one that looks like #### she's not going to be happy.
and remember, the bigger and better it is, the more sex you'll get in the long run.
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All-In [40657]
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This isn't true, at all
May 26, 2017, 9:29 AM
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Red's diamond was 5 figures. I do not have ##### 5 times a week.
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All-In [46919]
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She probably just doesn't like you***
May 26, 2017, 9:30 AM
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All-In [40657]
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Thats okay. I got some inheritance already
May 26, 2017, 9:34 AM
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Plus I love her.
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All-In [29076]
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I didn't quite make it to the 5 figure price range, but
May 26, 2017, 9:43 AM
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I did sacrifice size for cut and clarity. Wife of ST has a sparklyass ring that you can hardly see a #### thing wrong with under a magnifying glass.
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All-In [40657]
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Red's sister got a 2kt rock about 6 months before Red
May 26, 2017, 9:57 AM
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I couldn't even compete. Thing was something like $20k
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All-In [29076]
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#### that noise.
May 26, 2017, 11:59 AM
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Wife of ST straight up told me not to get anything huge because she is going to beat it to pieces and didn't want to lose it. We've already had the prongs fixed twice and it's been less than a year so it's probably for the best.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Best part is when people quit thinking you're gay
May 26, 2017, 9:42 AM
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Because you're almost 30 and unmarried.
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Oculus Spirit [75915]
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This is hilarious, you've been around for years and
May 26, 2017, 9:44 AM
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have never been independent.
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