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One of the rare occasions last night where the wife loaded the dishwasher,
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One of the rare occasions last night where the wife loaded the dishwasher,
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:34 AM
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and I didn't check (and invariably properly rearrange) it before she ran it. Opened it up this morning.
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How is it even possible that women can't load a dishwasher
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:36 AM
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with the basic skills a toddler in montessori could stack pink blocks?
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Re: How is it even possible that women can't load a dishwasher
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:37 AM
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Thanks. I thought I was the only one with this problem.
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You know, normall the word ALL can't possibly be applied to stuff like
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:38 AM
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this.
That said, I am convinced that ALL females are terrible at loading the dishwasher. And I don't get it.
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We're the ones suffering, and they are all laughing at us.***
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:40 AM
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Oculus Spirit [85352]
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This is why I married a math teacher
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:41 AM
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Still a woman, but uses logic in most situations.
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Oculus Spirit [76361]
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I believe its a giant conspiracy that women pretend to not know how.
Dec 20, 2023, 12:07 PM
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They do it wrong on purpose so that we will always load it ourselves instead.
It’s kinda like when I was a kid my older brother never filleted the fish we caught bc he would mess it up and thus he never had to, I’m convinced now he did that on purpose so he didn’t have to clean fish.
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I believe their cover is:
Dec 20, 2023, 1:26 PM
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"I'm thinking about so much else that I have to do aside from loading this damn dishwasher since you won't do it, I don't have time to consider the engineering behind where I put this fucking plate, and if you ever want to have sex with me again, you'll stop considering it as well."
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Bruh - I once let my wife pack the car for the annual beach trip
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Dec 20, 2023, 10:32 AM
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ONCE (insert JohnnyDangerously.gif here)
Can't remember why, think I was on the way home from work and the plan was to leave as soon as I got home. Took me at least 30 minutes to unload it and repack it.
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point for JD mention***
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Dec 20, 2023, 10:37 AM
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I loaded the dishwasher last night
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:43 AM
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My wife washes the dishes.
nomsayin?
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I used to ask if I could throw a load in the washing machine.
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:47 AM
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You know, back when she was into that sort of thing.
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Taking loads, or washing clothes?***
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Dec 20, 2023, 10:05 AM
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Yassss King?
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:44 AM
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I really don't think we should come around here shaming our sweet ladies for stuff like that. Unless she somehow flooded the kitchen or nothing got clean.
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Sharkgirl got herself a Tnet handle, huh?***
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:47 AM
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It's not just the dishwasher.
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:45 AM
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Let your wife pack the car for a long trip. I firmly believe there is a spatial recognition component missing when it comes to these things. Mrs. Tig is for the most part an organization genius except for the part when it comes to physically placing objects in a space that maximizes space balanced with accessibility.
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As if she just proved it's your job to load the car!***
Dec 20, 2023, 10:21 AM
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Welp, let me throw an anomoly out there.
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Dec 20, 2023, 10:22 AM
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TRDJuanita is the car packer. She does a great job of it.
She'll F a dishwasher load up 6 ways to domingo but packs a real good vehicle.
Hard to explain.
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Re: Welp, let me throw an anomoly out there.
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Dec 20, 2023, 11:57 AM
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Yeah, my wife does all the car packing and suitcase packing but can't load a dishwasher to save her life.
She tells me that certain things shouldn't be too close together even though the dishwasher manufacturers say otherwise.
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This is reversed in my house, husband of has zero spatial
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Dec 20, 2023, 3:23 PM
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recognition and tops out around 1st grade math in terms of helping the kids with their homework.
He also went to Georgia, which is its own handicap. When I point this out he likes to remind me that he still makes 3X what I do.
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I think you're being played ... I proved I was inept at laundry
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by ruining one of my wife's favorite blouses.
Result: I haven't done laundry in 33 years.
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This theory has been postulated frequently in the past discussions on this
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Dec 20, 2023, 9:52 AM
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topic. A FEW clever, dishwasher-talented wives out there are scheming to get out of it, sure, but that vast majority? Pure incompetence. How do I know this? Because if I say anything, I get the offended "well, there's more than one way to do it, and your way isn't necessarily correct, and (lots of other stuff that I've tuned out of by this point)".
If she KNEW how to do it and just didn't want to, she'd say "you're right, I'll just let you do it."
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Hanlon's razor.
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Dec 20, 2023, 10:18 AM
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Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
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my only conclusion is that it's intentional
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Dec 20, 2023, 10:07 AM
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has to be.
I've told my wife 100 times not to put the spatulas and #### in this one spot b/c it blocks the #### arm from rotating.
every time.
every friggin time I go to run it before going to bed, there's at least one spatula in that spot.
in one ear and out the other.
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Pawned
Dec 20, 2023, 10:20 AM
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If it appears to have been more screwed up than anyone ignorant of loading a dishwasher could do, you've been schooled, brother.
You must know how to do something perfectly to do it perfectly wrong.
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Re: One of the rare occasions last night where the wife loaded the dishwasher,
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BIGGER QUESTION>>>
Dec 20, 2023, 1:18 PM
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How good is she at making sammiches?
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