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Okay team. We've got 2.5 days left


Jun 29, 2015, 2:04 PM

for you to tell me things you'd like me to to so you can live vicariously through me on my Austin adventure.

Right now, they only thing I have for sure is to start a fight with some Texans over the Alamo.

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sit in the illegal labor line


Jun 29, 2015, 2:07 PM

waiting to be picked up for a job.

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That sounds dangerous.***


Jun 29, 2015, 2:09 PM



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walk into a bar "nekkid" and yell "only two things in texas,


Jun 29, 2015, 2:14 PM [ in reply to sit in the illegal labor line ]

steers and queers, don't see any horns in here!"

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Get married to a man***


Jun 29, 2015, 2:09 PM



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Please forgive me, @IneligibleUser


No thank you.***


Jun 29, 2015, 2:10 PM



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eat, drink and puke


Jun 29, 2015, 2:11 PM

close to Austin and BYOB

https://www.saltlickbbq.com/

BTW, Alamo is not in Austin.

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


You missed the joke on Friday about telling Texans that the


Jun 29, 2015, 2:12 PM

Alamo heroes are all from other states. The Saltlick is 100% on the list for Thursday night troubles.

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sorry, checked out early on Friday


Jun 29, 2015, 2:17 PM

there needs to be a daily journal that I can refer to

Also a no brainer, but you need to check out the bands and bars on 6th street and hit late night the Korean taco truck Chi’Lantro

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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Which Salt Lick is the one to go to?***


Jun 29, 2015, 2:18 PM



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the one in Driftwood, TX is the original


Jun 29, 2015, 2:23 PM

and it is the sticks.

cash only

here's my pig:



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Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile,
Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!!


Run naked through the streets whilst carrying a


Jun 29, 2015, 2:14 PM

confederate flag and screaming racial slurs

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MauldinT, where are you???


Done.***


Jun 29, 2015, 2:15 PM



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Reenact the shootings from the Clock Tower.


Jun 29, 2015, 2:18 PM

#Warlordintraining

#CauseTexas

#CauseIhatethatstate

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just generally mess with texas


Jun 29, 2015, 2:24 PM

that will do it for me.

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Ask every guy you run into if everything is bigger in Texas


Jun 29, 2015, 2:26 PM

Wink at them as you do it.

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Go to theChive headquarters, and go down the slide


Jun 29, 2015, 2:26 PM

with half naked women.

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I do like this idea, almost as much as stuffing my face with


Jun 29, 2015, 2:27 PM

meat.

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Go to a Hispanic night club and claim to be El Chapo***


Jun 29, 2015, 2:30 PM



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They have open carry in Texas.


Jun 29, 2015, 2:50 PM

So make sure and take a few assault weapons on the plane with you!

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I do plan to stop at the Dr. Pepper museum in Waco.


Jun 29, 2015, 2:52 PM

Think there may be anything left stashed at the Branch Davidians compound?

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I doubt there are any weapons, but...


Jun 29, 2015, 3:32 PM

there may be some women hanging around that are looking for a replacement cult leader, and everyone knows that cult leader sex with automaton religious zealots is the BEST sex.

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Go to Blue Bell factory....


Jun 29, 2015, 3:20 PM

and get listeria

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Hey, that is just plain mean.


Jun 29, 2015, 3:23 PM

I was only being mean to you in the other thread. It was self contained. Are you trying to start a war?

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No...


Jun 29, 2015, 4:45 PM

yes

no...Blue Bell is awesome and I've been to the factory before (it's not in Austin btw). I did not deaded.


But, if you want a drinking duel, I'm up to the challenge.

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We'll do the drinking duel when I get back.***


Jun 29, 2015, 4:47 PM

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Message was edited by: aerozeptallica®


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Wrap yourself in an ISIS flag drenched in the blood of a


Jun 29, 2015, 3:29 PM

suckling pig.

Wear flayed suckling pig on your head like a helmet.

Show up at 9:45 at the Salt Lick and tell them that you're there to help with the BBQ.

Mention that you hate America, especially Texas and that the pig represents everyone's mother.

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It is Texas, dummy. They don't have pigs there.***


Jun 29, 2015, 3:31 PM



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Muslims love pigs***


Jun 29, 2015, 3:32 PM



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Oh, and send Merle and Willie our best***


Jun 29, 2015, 3:31 PM [ in reply to Wrap yourself in an ISIS flag drenched in the blood of a ]



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I will do that, right after I give Kacey Musgraves my best.


Jun 29, 2015, 3:32 PM

and by that, I mean my ######.

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Collect and send nudz***


Jun 29, 2015, 3:41 PM



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Visit Jester King Brewery. Get drunk. Ask Ron Extract


Jun 29, 2015, 3:45 PM

what is wrong with his eye.

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Grab breakfast at Juan in a Million


Jun 29, 2015, 4:43 PM

Cheap and awesome hangover food. The Don Juan is a #### ton of eggs, bacon, cheese, and potatoes for $5.

The death metal pizza joint was interesting, too.

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Serious reply...go to Fonda San Miguel for Sunday Brunch***


Jun 29, 2015, 4:49 PM



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I'll try. I don't know how late this show is going to go


Jun 29, 2015, 4:51 PM

and I have to be back in Dallas by 2.

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