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My 5 point plan for improving basketball:
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My 5 point plan for improving basketball:


Nov 21, 2014, 4:14 PM

1. Tickets to every game will be free.
2. Alcohol will be sold all game long. And not craft fare for connoisseurs, but CHEAP alcohol in volume with NO cutoff.
3. Naked cheerleaders and Rally Cats.
4. Video gambling devices lining the entire outer concourse of the coliseum.
5. Zero law enforcement presence two hours before, during, or after a game.

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Serious question


Nov 21, 2014, 4:15 PM

Can we do all that and just NOT have the basketball game?

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So you're thinking maybe table games with dealers on the


Nov 21, 2014, 4:17 PM

floor, strippers giving lap dances in the stands, and high caliber musical talent performing at one end of the Coliseum complete with high tech light show?

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Sounds about right.***


Nov 21, 2014, 4:19 PM



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ARE MY BLACK PANTHER BUDDIES INVITED? THEY WILL BRING THEIR


Nov 21, 2014, 4:22 PM [ in reply to So you're thinking maybe table games with dealers on the ]

CLUBS IN CASE ANYJUAN GETS THE CRAZY IDEA TO VOTE OR SUMPIN

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I'm not sure they'll even want to come.


Nov 21, 2014, 4:26 PM

You see, we're taking basketball OUT of the equation.

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BUTT THEY WILL STILL WANT TO SEE THE


Nov 21, 2014, 4:29 PM

NEKKID WHITE GIRLS!

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If your plan was put in place and I wanted courtside seats,


Nov 21, 2014, 4:25 PM

would I need an extra seat for my fap socks?

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One of the upgrades I'm proposing for every seat in the


Nov 21, 2014, 4:27 PM

coliseum is a high tech fapcatcher.

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trying to get hoopblah


Nov 21, 2014, 4:31 PM

back on the map would obviously have to be dealt with by hiring a Mexican woman to replace Brownwell & ride her into arena on Harley.

Like, muy pronto.

It would also be a funner event if there were mud pits on teh sidelines.

Like, on the sidelines where when they step out of bounds they get dirty.

Bewm.

Clemson home basketball victories guaranteed for life!

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We will not copy Louisville ! ******


Nov 21, 2014, 4:40 PM



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We are NOT copying Louisville.


Nov 21, 2014, 4:42 PM

If you'll notice, I did not say one thing about fresh seafood at the concession stands.




Go Tigers.

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