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CU Medallion [66313]
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Friday challenge text your wife or gf
May 22, 2015, 12:14 PM
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"Hey, how about I poke around in the backyard tonight ?"
Must post her reply
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CU Medallion [66313]
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reply
May 22, 2015, 12:26 PM
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"are you asking what I think you are, if so, no"
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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GAH! What a stick in the mud.***
May 22, 2015, 12:56 PM
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All-In [34823]
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When she gets back from her hair appointment:
May 22, 2015, 12:26 PM
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"Couldn't take you, huh?"
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All-In [34823]
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Or
May 22, 2015, 12:30 PM
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"Just went in for an estimate?"
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Oculus Spirit [79485]
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She said
May 22, 2015, 12:29 PM
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"What do you say to a band of bears?"
Strange woman.
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Heisman Winner [135866]
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A sleuth.
May 22, 2015, 12:35 PM
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It's a sleuth of bears.
BEARS CANNOT PLAY INSTRUMENTS BECAUSE THEY DO NOT HAVE OPPOSABLE THUMBS.
Except drums. Even a bear could play the drums.
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Oculus Spirit [79485]
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Don't tell her that
May 22, 2015, 12:36 PM
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She's made up an entire song about it already.
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Heisman Winner [135866]
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WHEN DOES HER DOPE NEW CD DROP?***
May 22, 2015, 12:39 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79485]
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She'll be featured on my City B1tch album***
May 22, 2015, 12:46 PM
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Orange Blooded [2522]
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Wow, you learn something new every day.
May 22, 2015, 12:41 PM
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Wife: "What in thee he!l are you talking about?"
Me: Repeat initial question.
Wife: "Do we have some sort of bugs or something in the backyard?"
Me: "No." Repeat initial question.
Wife: (After a long pause) "Are you wanting to have sex in the backyard tonight?"
Me: "Sort of, but no necessarily in the "Backyard"."
Wife: "WTPh. Are you asking to do me in the butt?"
Me: "Maybe. We've never tried it."
Wife: "You know, you're right and it will NEVER happen. Stop talking to "Name redacted". He is going to get you banned from the front as well."
Me: "Whoa, it was a joke. I haven't talked to "Name Redacted" in over a week."
Wife: "If that was supposed to be a joke, you are the worst comedian EVER."
Me: "Not Nice. See you when I get home."
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Heisman Winner [135866]
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JEEBUS.
May 22, 2015, 12:42 PM
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Has it really been over a week since we talked?!?!!??
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Orange Blooded [2522]
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No but I can't have her hating you.
May 22, 2015, 12:45 PM
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I can't leave my boy hangin'.
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CU Medallion [66313]
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Orange Blooded [2522]
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Muther F'er. You have to be more specific on the rules
May 22, 2015, 12:51 PM
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of your twisted little games. I didn't know I could bail out once sex in the backyard was on the board.
I figured that would have eliminated me from the grand prize. Unless, "Sex in the Backyard" was the grand prize.
You have given me a headache and blue balls for at least 2 days.
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CU Medallion [66313]
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Chuck makes the rules
May 22, 2015, 12:53 PM
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I just selectively enforce them
And you did follow them. Kudos, seriously
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her reply
May 22, 2015, 12:56 PM
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"Shut the #### up."
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All-In [29076]
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her response
May 22, 2015, 12:57 PM
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Just kidding, I don't have a girlfriend.
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LOL at "wife or girlfriend"
May 22, 2015, 12:59 PM
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cam IRL
May 22, 2015, 1:15 PM
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She said yes!
May 22, 2015, 1:05 PM
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Conversation
May 22, 2015, 1:18 PM
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Me: "Hey, how about I poke around in the backyard tonight?
Red: "Huh?"
Me: "Poke around in the backyard"
Red: "What does that mean? Like yard work?"
Me: "Of a sort"
Red: "Like sexual?"
Me: "Of course"
Red: "Considering we're not seeing each other tonight I'm not all too sure how this would even hypothetically work...hypothetically no ####### way though"
Me: "Let me down easy, why don't you"
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+1 for Red
May 22, 2015, 1:21 PM
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Orange Blooded [3933]
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Does that mean someone else is poking around
May 22, 2015, 1:23 PM
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in her back yard tonight?
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¯\_(?)_/¯***
May 22, 2015, 1:25 PM
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My wife's reply:
May 22, 2015, 1:24 PM
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"Sorry, greenr asked first."
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All-In [45047]
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Dangit!
May 22, 2015, 1:31 PM
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I thought surely my text got there before his.
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Heisman Winner [105834]
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