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Oculus Spirit [97742]
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So today I was eating at Wendy's in Aynor
Jul 7, 2015, 10:26 PM
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Had my usual full size BBQ Chicken Ranch salad and chili. Finished up and stowed everything away neatly for the drive home. Just as I was about to back out of my parking spot, a car pulled up about two spaces over. The door opens and this guy leans his head out. I thought he was going to spit out a wad of Skoal or something. But then.......
HE BLEW CHUNKS......
And by chunks, I mean chunks. No projectile barfing here. Nope. It was several glorious heaves with a slow, very solid meal nicely chewed and half digested, which slowly came out of his mouth. In waves. He ended up barfing all over the side of his seat, along the bottom of the door frame, and about half made it to the ground below.
So I pulled out and as I was leaving the parking lot, my Ipod started playing "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet". Oh, but I had. And it can never be unseen unfortunately.
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Left a party at UV once..
Jul 7, 2015, 10:36 PM
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Driving back to Berkeley, we pulled up behind a car at a stoplight. The passenger opened her door, leaned out, put her hand under her mouth, and vomited. I don't know what she was doing trying to catch, but we couldn't help but cheer her on. We received a vomit-covered middle finger in return.
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Some of the best vomits are when the hand is trying to cover
Jul 7, 2015, 10:46 PM
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the mouth which just, in turn, acts like you putting your thumb over the end of a hose. It spews ever further and over more area then if it were just let go.
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the ONE time I ever 'surprise puked'
Jul 8, 2015, 8:33 AM
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was after HOURS of trying to put off (what turned out to be inevitable) 'planned puking' due to previous night drinking and morning drinking....this was the first time ESPN Gameday came to Clemson, hence the morning drinking
the thumb over the hose analogy is Frank Howard Level 110% correct.
plus, it came out my nose.
DEW NOT RECOMMEND
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Oculus Spirit [97742]
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Re: Left a party at UV once..
Jul 7, 2015, 10:57 PM
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I have not witnessed a vomiting session like that since that night we polished off a handle of Jose Cuervo in Johnstone E320 in 1994.
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a handle ?
Jul 8, 2015, 8:17 AM
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prayers scent
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Greenr spent WifeofGreenr's 19th B'Day drinking, eating cake
Jul 8, 2015, 8:00 AM
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and more drinking. We got into a bottle of Jack Daniels after a while, then finished off the cake. When we got back to campus (no idea how), Greenr puked solid chunks of cake on the Calhoun Mansion lawn. If was as if it had never been chewed. Pretty sure I just inhaled the cake. Twas a gross experience and weird that I still remember it, considering how many nights I do not remember.
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CU Medallion [66085]
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How did you graduate if you were that close to
Jul 8, 2015, 8:15 AM
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the Calhoun mansion ?
OH, and kudos, good sir, for a good drunken tale.
Most of my good ones ended up with me and some chubby co-ed I picked up
NO, it wasn't DGUAR
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Heisman Winner [105622]
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I DIDN'T GO IN THE MANSION
Jul 8, 2015, 8:17 AM
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until Grad school, when part of my thesis was research on indoor air quality in the Mansion.
Most of my freshman year drunken stories involve drinking until vomiting, or passing out in random places. I still do not know who drove us anywhere because we were all drinking and most of the time off campus.
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CU Medallion [66085]
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I vividly remember,
Jul 8, 2015, 8:20 AM
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vaguely, walking a chubby redhead home and waking up at 4AM in her apartment, leaving, walking home and nothing else
Not. One. Thing.
The number of ##### given, approached zero
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I <3 this***
Jul 8, 2015, 8:49 AM
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Actually...
Jul 8, 2015, 8:23 AM
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I would expect to see that all the time in Aynor.
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CU Medallion [66085]
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Because, Horry ?
Jul 8, 2015, 8:24 AM
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I seen some things in Conway I wish I could unsee, and Myrtle......man o' man, Myrtle
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Hall of Famer [23693]
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Ensactly.
Jul 8, 2015, 8:25 AM
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Horry peoples.
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CU Medallion [66085]
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Horry county is judged, and found
Jul 8, 2015, 8:33 AM
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I'M SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR AYNOR.
Jul 8, 2015, 9:08 AM
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Prayers sent.
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