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Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 7:47 AM
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Watching the Micro-Wrestling All Stars last weekend reminded me of something special. Ever since I can remember, I’ve dreamt of saving up enough money to buy a farm.
My farm would only have to be an acre or two because I’d only grow baby vegetables. You know, like baby corn, baby carrots, broccoli (which is really just a baby tree if you squint your eyes when looking at it), baby potatoes, baby tomato’s and the rest of the mini vegetable varieties.
It all started after I watched the movie Gulliver’s Travels as a kid. I think it would be cool to wake up in the morning and walk the fields, naked perhaps, while drinking coffee out of those expresso cups feeling like a giant. There would be nothing anyone else could say or do to make you feel small after an experience like that.
I’m going to approach 110 Society and see if any players want mini-vegetables named after them. I think Cade’s Carrots or Briningstool Broccoli have nice rings to them.
It’s time we step up our NIL game and this could be big for everyone involved.
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O-Kay Chad. Listen Carefully, and follow these instructions to the letter.
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Feb 27, 2024, 7:49 AM
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1. Step...away...from...the...bong.
Too early in the morning for that.
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Re: O-Kay Chad. Listen Carefully, and follow these instructions to the letter.
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Feb 27, 2024, 8:41 AM
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LMAO bc, I was thinking about the same thing. Put the bong down, or stay away from the adult beverages lol!!!
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 7:53 AM
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I think F-Chad may have something here. Keep working on it and get back with us.
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 8:06 AM
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So, by saying baby vegetables, you're talking about a planting a field of weed, right? For medicinal purposes only of course.
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 8:36 AM
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That is a good fall back plan if husking the baby corn ends up being as hard I think it will be.
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 8:45 AM
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LOL, all of the weed I've ever used, or every drop of alcohol I've ever drank was for medicinal purposes even though it's really hard to explain when caught self medicating!!!
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 8:46 AM
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Would you believe I had a baby mozzarella when visiting new york?
Baby dairy is where it's at
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 8:54 AM
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Why stunt the baby cow's growth by taking their milk while they're so young
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 9:08 AM
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Nekkid and drinking coffee.
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Feb 27, 2024, 9:19 AM
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Could be dangerous.
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 9:29 AM
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Standing near small objects makes you appear bigger. I see where you're headed with this thing.
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 9:30 AM
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You’re getting waaaaayyyy ahead of yourself there buddy. Have you checked to see if your baby vegetables identify as vegetables or as babies? You need to wait 4 or 5 years until the “organic earth life entitles” are old enough to chose for themselves.
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Don't forget about Dabo's Dills.
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Feb 27, 2024, 10:20 AM
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I imagine those would be super popular pickles with many of our TNet friends.
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Re: Don't forget about Dabo's Dills.
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Feb 27, 2024, 11:03 AM
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I feel so stupid for leaving out baby pickles. The oversight makes my original post seem kind of dumb now.
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Re: Don't forget about Dabo's Dills.
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Feb 27, 2024, 12:36 PM
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Let me know when you can get a couple rows of miniature Hersheys going. Got to grab those before it gets too hot!
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
Feb 27, 2024, 11:10 AM
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I liked the tonato's spelling. That was a great touch. Well done my friend.
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
Feb 27, 2024, 11:23 AM
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tomato's that is.
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Youre a sick man.
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Feb 27, 2024, 11:14 AM
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and I love you for it!
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Great...
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Feb 27, 2024, 11:16 AM
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Now I'm going to be chased by a bunch of older women and men.
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I can agree with your conceptual plan ...
Feb 27, 2024, 11:29 AM
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except the naked jaunts through the field.
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Re: I can agree with your conceptual plan ...
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Feb 27, 2024, 11:32 AM
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I said my farm would be an acre or two. That’s way too big for any neighbors to be able to see anything inappropriate.
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Re: I can agree with your conceptual plan ...
Feb 27, 2024, 1:12 PM
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Baby cucumbers?
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Re: I can agree with your conceptual plan ...
Feb 27, 2024, 5:25 PM
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Are those really a thing?
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
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Feb 27, 2024, 12:29 PM
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Fascinating. Would save water too.
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Re: Its never too late to chase your dreams
Feb 27, 2024, 7:18 PM
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With St. Patty's coming up, drink enough green beer and you may find plenty of the wee little people to care for your mini veggies in your garden.
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