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It's 2013: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!
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It's 2013: THE PROCESS HAS BEGUN!!!!


Aug 28, 2013, 8:47 AM

Hello again Tigernet. I told you earlier this week that I've spent the summer sharpening tools and installing a new drainage system in my garage. It can now handle great bits of solid matter. I took junior away for three weeks of intensive training this summer in parts of Northern Ireland, Egypt, Iran, and the deep woods Germany. We are ready.

I've spent the past three days prowling the campus in Athens. I returned at 3:48 this morning with my specimens. I have a fat ugly bulldog that smells of feces and fear. It whined and whimpered the entire trip back. It's in the cage now. I'm feeding it. I'm even petting it. It's been watching ESPN. I'm pumping this dog up so that when I begin to purify it...the reality of its fate will be more terrifying.

I stopped brushing my teeth yesterday. I've found an old pair of wrangler jeans I intend to wear with a DawgBusters T-shirt from the 1980s. I will not shower after tonight. I will not wear deodorant. I will arive in Clemson around 3 am Saturday and the purification of that wretched dog will be done.
I'm driving a 1977 Oldsmobile Station Wagon. I'm not running the air. I'm eating greasy cold chicken and whatever is left of the dog. I'm shotgunning a PBR at dawn.
We are not going backwards to the 80s. We are channeling the fire and passion of the thousands of old school fans that have ever filled Death Valley.
We will not be kind. We will not hold hands, woo hoo, or extend courtesy. We will extend bitter hatred and hostility. We will growl the words "Tiger Bait" at every silver britches wearing hick we see. I'll spit RedMan on an elderly woman if she dares show her UGA colors in Death Valley.
This will be raw. This will be bloody. This will be a glorious night in Death Valley. And I'll hose down the garage, put away my instruments of pain....and prepare for the next week.

Buckle up! It's TIME!!!

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Looks like you just might have a whole section of the stands


Aug 28, 2013, 8:49 AM

to yourself. ;)

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We're friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You jump off a bridge, I get in my boat and save your retarded a$$.


NOT FOCUSED!***


Aug 28, 2013, 9:15 AM



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Infidel


Aug 28, 2013, 9:19 AM

Do not show up in your seer sucker pants. Do not manscape. Do not wear a bowtie. You come old school or you stay home!

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Link: Even the Unversity gets it


Aug 28, 2013, 11:25 AM

http://www.tigernet.com/update/player/Pic-Block-Lettering-Endzones-12203

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