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Hall of Famer [21594]
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Story Time....
Feb 12, 2015, 1:57 PM
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Sooooo chick currently doing the nasty with lives with her bf of 4 years....she doesn't want to be with him but is stuck financially.
She just gave me the "I'm having cramps prior to my period" text. :/ Not giving you guys pics yet since I might be the father to be.
The feeling of vomitfest2k15 is already here boys. Praying for gas!
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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FYI - period symptoms and pregnancy symptoms can be
Feb 12, 2015, 2:04 PM
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very similar.
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Hall of Famer [21594]
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Re: FYI - period symptoms and pregnancy symptoms can be
Feb 12, 2015, 2:05 PM
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Her next rag isn't due till 28th.
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Oculus Spirit [78876]
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yikes.***
Feb 12, 2015, 2:06 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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LOL, at you trying to live like Tote1.
Feb 12, 2015, 2:04 PM
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He may be pissing blood, but you 'bout to be pissing money.
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Re: Im not pissing blood anymore I got that fixed
Feb 12, 2015, 2:07 PM
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and we back to smashing on the regular
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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That was quick.***
Feb 12, 2015, 2:54 PM
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Re: She loves the d so she says***
Feb 12, 2015, 2:56 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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No I mean the getting it cleared up.***
Feb 12, 2015, 2:59 PM
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Re: yeah It went away in 24 hrs
Feb 12, 2015, 3:00 PM
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doc said it was a prostate infection, he checked, turns out Im not as #### as I thought.
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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TXTF will be devastated.***
Feb 12, 2015, 3:04 PM
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Re: TXTF will be devasstated.***
Feb 12, 2015, 3:26 PM
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Re: we're banging the same chick?***
Feb 12, 2015, 2:04 PM
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Re: we're banging the same chick?***
Feb 12, 2015, 2:05 PM
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Possibly...want to split it 50/50?
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Re: I had a vasectomy so no
Feb 12, 2015, 2:06 PM
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tell her you had a vasectomy
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Ask her when the last time she made poopie was.
Feb 12, 2015, 2:36 PM
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Maybe, just like 4-year-old sonofjroberts, she just needs to be reminded that yesterday's dinner needs to come back out at some point in time.
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Food, the largest rental property in the world***
Feb 12, 2015, 2:45 PM
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Beer charges a higher resort fee.***
Feb 12, 2015, 2:53 PM
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but it makes dancing happen
Feb 12, 2015, 3:04 PM
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nice [57]***
Feb 12, 2015, 3:04 PM
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WTH ?
Feb 13, 2015, 8:35 AM
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seriously ?
Color me disturbed
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Stuck financially, AKA he pays for everything and she
Feb 12, 2015, 2:54 PM
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doesn't want to lose the free ride.
Run, you've got a moocher on your hands.
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CU Medallion [66384]
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exactly, he had a golden situation before
Feb 12, 2015, 2:56 PM
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now, child support rape
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Yep, probably even claimed she was on birth control
Feb 12, 2015, 3:03 PM
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Sending prayers your way gotigers, this may get pricey. Best bet is to cease communication, even if she's not pregnant, you'll end up paying somehow. Whether it be the boyfriend shooting you, or more monetary costs.
Best of luck!
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Oculus Spirit [81409]
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b-friend is the one that gets fscked in this.
Feb 12, 2015, 3:12 PM
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He'll be paying child support for the little b@stard
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Re: She probably makes poor financial decisions too
Feb 12, 2015, 2:58 PM
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like the chick Im banging wants to buy ##### but also needs to get a place to stay and a car and pay off credit card debt and tote1 is stingy with his money b/c he's an ahole
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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Just wait until you move out on your own, she is going
Feb 12, 2015, 3:00 PM
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to use new tactics.
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Re: Ain't gonna happen. TOTE1 is spoiled rotten and his
Feb 12, 2015, 3:04 PM
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bank acct is swole up
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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You know, eventually you can say your folks are
Feb 12, 2015, 3:09 PM
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living with you.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Or like ladylakebum's room mate who is now
Feb 12, 2015, 3:10 PM
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unemployed as of this week, who has her idiot boyfriend paying for everything. Unfortunately, he's maxed out all of his credit cards and was denied as a cosigner on one of her student loans, but they're going to build a house and have kids next year!
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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How are things since you stole them crackers?***
Feb 12, 2015, 3:11 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Worse....For them
Feb 12, 2015, 3:16 PM
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I moved everything out of the kitchen and living room that wasn't theirs, which was essentially everything. Tv, tv stand, couch, dishes, even the lamps are now out of there. Left their Wii and the rest of their #### in a big pile in the middle of the floor.
She hasn't seen them since they got the puppy. From the intel we've gathered from facebook, they are currently going from friend to friend, family member to family member mooching. Ladylakebum said this is how the dumb ##### operated before the one armed boyfriend came along, so it's not surprising. They'll just wander like gypsies wearing out their welcome one place and moving to the next.
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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Are they actaully gone from her place...as in changed the
Feb 12, 2015, 3:18 PM
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locks so they can't get back in?
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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No, she's still got stuff there...
Feb 12, 2015, 3:20 PM
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But they've taken their sandwich making material and nasty ground turkey(they eat this constantly "to be more healthy"), so it seems they've all but evacuated. I kind of think his dad has run them off too.
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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Hey man, there is nothing wrong with some ground
Feb 12, 2015, 3:23 PM
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turkey sloppy joes. Seems like your actions have payed off nicely for now.
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Oculus Spirit [81409]
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isn't he an engineer with a job?
Feb 12, 2015, 3:19 PM
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I guess he didn't learn that in his engineering design capstone class.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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Yeah, but I don't think it's anything prestigious
Feb 12, 2015, 3:24 PM
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Supposedly he's been looking for something else, considering HE LIVES ALMOST TWO HOURS AWAY FROM HIS JOB. Dude is just a total moron. Get this, though...He was engaged like a month before he started dating the room mate, and the chick ditched him, taking the ring. I think we know why now.
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Oculus Spirit [81409]
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Wow. That dude is no rocket surgeon.
Feb 12, 2015, 3:25 PM
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Gets burned and taken by last chick..can't wait to go do it again.
Nice.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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They just got a puppy together last week too...
Feb 12, 2015, 3:18 PM
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That's really what blew it up between ladylakebum and the room mate. First the boyfriend moved in and wouldn't leave or help with bills after multiple talks about it, then they decided to get a puppy without consulting her. I wish only the worst upon them.
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Oculus Spirit [81409]
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Does your girl still live with her?
Feb 12, 2015, 3:21 PM
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When is her lease up? Sounds like its time for her to escape.
I remember seeing people do this kinda thing in college...they couldn't wait to get out and start playing house. I don't think it ever worked out.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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She still lives there, finally decided "#### this, they
Feb 12, 2015, 3:25 PM
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ain't running me out" and hasn't seen them in over a week. Still got awhile on the lease, which is why we upped the pressure on them to GTFO.
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Oculus Spirit [81409]
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Good for her.
Feb 12, 2015, 3:26 PM
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You should start staying over there a couple night s a week just to p!ss them off if they show up.
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Oculus Spirit [79508]
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The plans are in the works...
Feb 12, 2015, 3:32 PM
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First time there's a puppy sighting in the apartment, I'll be on my way over with my rottie.
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Re: What happens when moocher doesn't pay any
Feb 12, 2015, 3:51 PM
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Oculus Spirit [75917]
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Hey, Lt. Image too ####### big.
Feb 12, 2015, 4:02 PM
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Some ####### body still has to pay the ####### rent. This is me reminding him to be prepared. Way I figure, if ladylakebum could make rent on her own, she wouldn't have a roommate.
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It always amazes me
Feb 13, 2015, 6:41 AM
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The level of stupidity people are willing to share in here.
Wow. Just wow.
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