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All-In [31620]
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I'm breaking ranks with other Millennials.
Sep 16, 2021, 1:56 PM
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I do NOT like avocados. I don't like them on toast. I don't like them on tacos. I don't particularly like guac. I don't want to blend them up in a crema. I don't want them on a sandwich. So overused.
Super, super, super, super duper overrated food.
They are just mush.
Overpriced.
They are flavorless. Guac is only good because it has lime, jalapeno, onion, garlic, etc.
They don't keep at all.
In summary, avocados suck.
FYT
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I stand with you on this***
Sep 16, 2021, 1:57 PM
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Oculus Spirit [79304]
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I like them raw best of all. We make a lot of nachos and I
Sep 16, 2021, 2:01 PM
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like to sprinkle them on that. Dew like some guac. Figured you'd be into it since it's like one of the healthiest things you can eat besides #####.
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Oculus Spirit [85889]
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Sea salt and avocado on toast...not bad***
Sep 16, 2021, 2:03 PM
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try Everything But the Bagel seasoning and avacado on toast.
Sep 16, 2021, 3:03 PM
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a go-to breakfast for Mrs No.
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It's just aight sometimes.
Sep 16, 2021, 2:06 PM
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I don't get the hype. It's just thing to add $1.99 to your order...doesn't seem to do much.
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Keepin it 100, Monica***
Sep 16, 2021, 2:12 PM
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I'm bouncing with you....***
Sep 16, 2021, 2:15 PM
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Re: I'm breaking ranks with other Millennials.
Sep 16, 2021, 2:16 PM
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Eat them like I drink water. No Messican meal complete without them.
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I like em, but they have a tiny ripeness window.***
Sep 16, 2021, 2:16 PM
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It's kind of true about most "superfoods"
Sep 16, 2021, 2:17 PM
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they all depend on preparation to make them taste good. Quinoa - hated it until I cooked it with Cumin, chili powder, minced garlic and jalepeno, corn, rotel tomatoes, black beans, cilantro and avocado. Effing delicious because it tastes just like Cumin, chili powder, minced garlic and jalepeno, corn, rotel tomatoes, black beans, cilantro and avocado.
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Orange Blooded [4617]
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I only put them in smoothies, between the avocadoes and
Sep 16, 2021, 2:25 PM
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jizm, good fat and protein sources for thickening...
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I like her bobs.
Sep 16, 2021, 2:45 PM
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They look like avocados. Also, your opinion on avocados is dumb.
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I like it in guac. I like it on a taco. I like it in a
Sep 16, 2021, 2:48 PM
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veggie/rice bowl. I'll never, not once, even try it on toast. Too instagrammy, too try hardy, FTS.
Generally avacados are a pain in the (low net worth) ### (hole), so they are best consumed when someone else cut's them from they lair and prepares 'em.
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Yep, sour cream though is a must in tacos
Sep 16, 2021, 2:51 PM
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and burritos.
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No, this is so wrong.***
Sep 16, 2021, 3:00 PM
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Re: Yep, sour cream though is a must in tacos
Sep 16, 2021, 3:11 PM
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Tharealdonjuan back me up on this one ese
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Welp, I can do that. Sorta.
Sep 16, 2021, 3:24 PM
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Tacos for me fall into 2 categories. Let's call them authentic and gringo. I mean I'm not sure these would qualify as actual qualified categories, but for purposes of this post let's just roll with it.
Mkay.
What I would call an authentic taco...Lime goes without saying. I'd also have a corn tortilla, onion, cilantro, some kind of protein (normally meat but possibly black beans), and salsa. And I ain't talking about no fugging Pace picante or El Paso or whatever shid you gringos try to pass off. Salsa is homemade. PERIOD. IF you have to ask how to make it you can't afford it.
A gringo taco. A gringo taco would be in a flour tortilla and would contain ground beef, onions, tomatoes, shredded cheese, sour cream maybe, and gringo salsa.
I'll eat both prefer more the former than the ladder. Not sure if that expression came out write I'm still working on English as a 2nd language so bear with me por favor.
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I hate white people, they ruin everything.***
Sep 16, 2021, 3:30 PM
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Re: Welp, I can do that. Sorta.
Sep 16, 2021, 3:34 PM
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I don't accept gringo taco-kit tacos as tacos
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True story: Their is a little taco counter in a gas station
Sep 16, 2021, 3:26 PM
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on Rivers Ave. It is sketch as #### but there are like 4 little Guatemalan grandmas back there making tacos. These things are the bomb. At least they were a year ago when my office was over by this place. Lots of latinxs eating there so it should be legit right?
Anyways, when you order tacos all they ask you is do you want corn or flour tortillas. That's it. If you order corn, the way god intended, you get tacos with protein of choice, white onion and cilantro. Salsa and slices of lime on the side and you can get all the pickled carrots you want out of the container on the counter.
If'n you order flour tortillas like a white boy, you get protein of choice, lettuce and shredded cheese like you are eating at Taco Bell. And they for sure talk #### about you.
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiitttttt, Greenr agrees with the resident
Sep 16, 2021, 3:13 PM
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Sour cream adds nothing and just makes it creamier. Just come on it and forgo any salt.
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Re: Raw onion is the most groce food.***
Sep 16, 2021, 3:35 PM
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Quick hitting setup: jalepeno ensalada
Sep 16, 2021, 3:42 PM
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Jalepeno julienned. White onion julienned. Sprinkle with salt. Put some olive oil y lime juice on it. Toss it (lol). Fridge it for an our or two. Stick your dink in it.
Works for habeneros as well.
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Only if you put it in the burrito cross ways...
Sep 16, 2021, 3:25 PM
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so you get a bite of meat, then a bite of cheese, then a bite of lettuce, then salsa, then sour cream and finally just the doughy remains of the other end of the burrito.
Thanks Taco Bell for showing us the light.
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Oculus Spirit [83197]
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People just like saying guac.***
Sep 16, 2021, 2:53 PM
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Re: People just like saying guac.***
Sep 16, 2021, 3:06 PM
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amole, not so much.
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Yes, I would like "Queso" and "Guac" on my burrito because
Sep 16, 2021, 3:14 PM
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I like wasting an extra $5 for nothing.
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Oh, can you please add some "Pico" too***
Sep 16, 2021, 3:28 PM
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Then after the little high schooler gives you your food, you
Sep 16, 2021, 3:50 PM
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are required to say "Grassyass" and chuckle to your kids.
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I'm allergic to avocados. So I'm with you.***
Sep 16, 2021, 3:05 PM
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I like guac with lots o cilantro, salt y lime juice, but
Sep 16, 2021, 3:36 PM
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raw sliced avocado on a sammy or salad? ##### gross.
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