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If Trump wrote his version of the bible
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Mar 27, 2024, 1:03 PM
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Psalms 23:
Listen folks, nobody knows Psalm 23 like I do, believe me. The Lord, He's like a shepherd to me, the best shepherd, okay? And I'm not just saying that, everybody says it. I've got everything I need because of Him. I've got wealth, success, you name it. When I lay down, it's in the most beautiful, the most luxurious pastures you've ever seen, believe me. And those waters, they're so quiet, so peaceful, you wouldn't believe it. He restores my soul, my soul, folks, like nobody else can. He guides me along the right paths, paths of greatness, paths of winning, for His name's sake, and let me tell you, His name is big league. Even when I walk through the darkest valleys, and trust me, I've been through some valleys, I don't fear a thing, not a thing. He's with me, and His rod and staff? They're like the best, they comfort me big league. He prepares a table for me, the best table, right in front of my enemies, and let me tell you, I've got a lot of enemies, but they're jealous, folks, they're jealous. He anoints my head with oil, the best oil, and my cup? It overflows, it's tremendous. Goodness and mercy, they follow me everywhere, believe me. And as for where I'm gonna dwell? It's gonna be in the house of the Lord, forever and ever, and it's gonna be fantastic, the best house, the best forever, you'll see.
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